Pappu: Chopada Ankal Aap Chemist Hain Na? Chopada Ankal: Ha Beta Par Chemist Nahin Kamist Bolte Hain! Pappu: Achchha! Thanku Kopada Ankal !
Santa (Pappu Se): Beta Agar Tum Chaho To Main Tumhari Pariksha Ki Taiyari Karne Men Madad Kar Sakta Hu Pappu: Nahin Shukriya Papa Aap Mehnat Mat Karen Main Apne Aap Fal Ho Jaunga
Pappu: Log Kahte Hai Ki Ham Apni Galtiyon Se Sikhate Hain Techer: Ha Bilkul Sahi Hai Pappu: Isiliye Main Itani Galtiyan Karta Hu Taki Main Genius Ban Saku
Techer: Ye Batao Ki Sukhe Aur Badh Men Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Ji Jaminasaman Ka Fark Hai? Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Sukhe Men Pradhan Mantri Kar Se Daura Karte Hain Aur Badh Men Helicopter Se
Pappu: Papa Suraj Dharti Se Kitni Dur Hai? Santa: Mujhe Nahin Pata Pappu: Aap Ki Isi Nasamjhi Ki Saja Mujhe Kal Skool Men Milegi
Banti: Main Zindagi Men Kuch Bada Aur Safsuthara Karna Chahta Hu Pappu: To Tu Ek Hathi Ko Nahla De Vo Bada Bhi Hai Aur Saf Bhi Ho Jayega
Garlfrend (Pappu Se): Tum Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Kyon Hote Ho? Pappu: Kyonki Ham Mekaap Nahin Lagate Isliye
Banti: Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai? Pappu: Han Kar Sakta Hai Banti: Kaun? Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Pitaji Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Gat Banne Wali Hai
Pappu: Mammi Aaj Skool Men Techer Puch Rahi Thi Ki Mere Aur Kitne Bhaibhan Hain To Maine Kah Diya Ki Main To Apne Mambap Ki Ikalauti Santan Hun Jito: To Techer Ne Kya Kaha? Pappu: Techer Ne Hath Jode Aur Kaha "Shukra Hai Bhagwan Ka"A
Jito: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Banti Se 20 Nambar Kam Jito: Achchha Banti Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: 20A
Ek Din Santa Pappu Ko Samjha Raha Tha Santa: Beta Mehnat Kiya Kar Mehnat Karne Se Koi Mar Nahin Jata Pappu: Isiliye To Main Mehnat Nahin Karta Papa Asli Maja To Usi Kaam Men Hai Jisme Jaan Ka Khatra Ho
Techer (Pappu Ka Homvark Chek Karte Hue): Mujhe Hairani Ho Rahi Hai Ki Tum Akele Itni Saari Galtiyan Karte Ho? Pappu: Nahin Techer Yah Sab Galtiyan Maine Akele Nahin Ki Hain Mere Pita Ji Ne Bhi Isamen Meri Madad Ki Hai