Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Hamri Techer Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Garlfrend: Kyon Tumhen Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Vo Hamesha 'Bas Class Yah Karo Class Vo Karo' Kahti Rahti Hai Par Hamare Skool Men To Class Naam Ka Koi Hai Hi Nahin
Techer: Aaj Tumne Skool Der Se Aane Ka Kaun Sa Naya Bahana Socha Hai? Pappu: Sorry Techer Aaj Main Itni Tej Daudakar Aaya Hun Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila
Pappu 15 Minat Men Hi Peper Chhod Kar Chalne Laga Techer: Kya Hua Peper Nahin Aata Kya? Pappu: Vo Baat Nahin Hai Mujhe Agale Peper Ki Taiyari Karni Hai
Techer: Agar Tumhara Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Tum Hasil Karna Chahte Ho Vo Jarur Milta Hai Pappu: Bilkul Nahin Mis Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Mis Nahin Misija Hoti
Premika Apne Premi Pappu Se: Mujhe Rupayon Ki Aavashyakata Hai Kal Shaam Tak Hajar Rupayon Ki Vyavastha N Kar Saki To Beijjati Se Bachne Ke Liye Mujhe Jahar Pina Padega Tum Meri Madad Kar Sakte Ho? Pappu: Hani Maaf Karna Mere Paas To Jara Sa Bhi Jahar Nahin Hai
Techer: Batao Agar Ek Chhota Grah Prithvi Se Takra Jayega To Kya Hoga? Pappu: Tann Ki Aawaj Aag Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Kyoki Ye Duniya...... Ye Duniya Pital Di
Techer: 3 Aisi Jagah Batao Jaha Insaan Nahin Marta? Pappu: Swarg Nark Aur... Techer: Aur Kya? Pappu: Aur Star Plus!
Techer: Chand Par Pehla Kadam Kisne Rakha? Pappu: Neel Armstrang Ne Techer: Aur Dusra? Pappu: Dusra Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Hoga...Langada Sher Khelne Thoda Gaya Tha Vo
Pappu: Papa Daru N Piya Karo Santa: Beta Pi Lene De Saath Aur Kya Le Jana Hai Pappu: Agar Isi Tarah Pite Rahe To Chhod Ke Bhi Kuch Nahin Jaoge
Techer: Aaj Tum Class Men Baten Kar Rahe Ho Roj To Nazren Jhukaaye Mera Lector Sunte Rahte The Kya Hua Tumhen Aaj? Pappu: Madam Aaj Mera "Net Pack" Khatm Ho Gaya Hai
Techer: Agar Man Se Prarthana Karen To Ishwar Har Iccha Puri Karte Hain Pappu: Yah Jhut Hai Sar Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Kyonki Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Kab Ke Dusre Skool Men Chale Gae Hote
Pappu Pariksha Men Techer Se: Sar Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai? Techer: Tarikh Ko Chhodo Pariksha Par Dhyan Do Pappu: Sar Main Chahta Hu Ki Mere Diye Jawabon Men Kuchh To Sahi Ho