Banti Pappu Se: Tumhare Pitaji Ka Naam Kamal Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahin To Tumse Kisne Kaha? Banti: Kal Sar Kah Rahe The Ki Pappu Kamal Ka Ladka Hai
Pappu: Maa Papa Bahut Hi Sharif Hain Jito: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Papa Jab Bhi Kisi Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekhte Hain To Apni Ek Aak Band Kar Lete Hain
Pappu Pahle Din Skool Gaya Techer: Aaj Aapka Skool Men Pahla Din Hai Kuch Puchna Ho To Puch Sakte Ho Pappu: Yaha Chhuttiyan Kab Se Shuru Hongi?
Adhyapak Mahan Vaigyanik Nutan Ke Baare Men Bata Rahe The "Nutan Bagiche Men Baitha Hua Tha Ki Tabhi Ek Seb Uske Sir Par Aakar Gira Tab Usane Gurutvaakarshan Ke Niyam Ki Khoj Ki" Pappu: Baat Bilkul Saf Hai Sar Agar Nutan Bagiche Men N Baithakar Kaksha Men Baitha Hota Jaise Ki Ham Log Baithe Hue Hain To Kisi Chij Ki Bhi Khoj N Kar Pata
Pappu: Papa Aap Engineer Kaise Bane? Santa: Uske Liye Bahut Dimag Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Pappu: Isiliye To Puch Raha Hu Kyonki Mujhe Samajh Nahin A Raha Hai Ki Aap Kaise Engineer Bane?
Techer: Ek Aur Ek Kitne Hote Hain? Pappu: Do Techer: Tin Karne Ho To? Pappu: Vivah Kar Do Techer: Gyarah Karne Ho To? Pappu: Nikah Kar Do
Techer (Pappu Se): Tum Janwar Ho Janvar Pappu: Malum Hai Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Papa Mujhe Ullu Ka Pattha Mammi Mujhe Gadha Dada Ji Sher Ka Beta Aur Dadi Bandar Kahti Hai
Pappu Ke Skool Men Aag Lag Gayi Sab Bachche Khush The Ki Ab Skool Nahin Aana Padega Par Pappu Udas Tha Techer: Kya Hua Pappu Tum Udas Kyon Ho? Pappu: Techer Aap Jinda Kaise Bach Gae?
Techer: Pappu Tum Bade Hokar Kya Banna Chahte Ho? Pappu: Main Bada Hokar Apne Papa Ki Tarah Bahut Paisa Kamana Chahta Hu Techer: To Tumhare Papa Ke Paas Bahut Paise Hain? Pappu: Nahin Par Vo Bhi Bahut Paisa Kamana Chahte Hain
Techer: Pappu Tum Har Roj Let Kyon Ho Jaate Ho? Pappu: Ji Vo Ek Bord Ke Karan Techer: Kaisa Bord? Pappu: Raste Men Ek Bord Hai Jis Par Likha Hai "Aage Scool Hai Kripya Dhire Chalen"A
Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Rocket Chhoda To Sidha Suraj Se Takra Gaya Banti: Fir Kya Hua? Pappu: Fir Meri Pitai Hui Banti: Kisne Pita? Pappu: Suraj Ki Mammi Ne Yaar
Santa: Beta Maine Ek Naya Nambar Liya Hai Tum Bhi Not Kar Lo Pappu: Ji Maine Mobile Men Not Kiya Hua Hai Santa: Achchha Kis Nam Se? Pappu: Papa Nambar 2A