Techer: Tum Kis Liye College Aate Ho? Pappu: Vidya Ki Khatir! Techer: To Ab Son Kyon Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aaj Vidya Nahin I Sar!
Skool Ke Pichhe Nadi Men Principal Doob Raha Tha! Pappu Ne Dekha Aur Jor Jor Se Chillate Huye Bhaga! . . . Kal Chutti Hai! Kal Chutti Hai!
Jito: Beta Tum Apni Nayi Pant Pahan Kar Kichad Men Kyon Gir Gae! Pappu: Kyonki Mujhe Use Utarne Ka Samay Hi Nahin Mila!
Guru: Bachchoonbir Rahim Aur Mera Ka Koi Doha Sunao! Pappu: Ganga Ke Ghat Pe Ghatna Ghati Gambhir Rahim Le Gaya Mera Ki Pappi Aur Fas Gae Sant Kabir!
Guddi: Plees Mujhe Kuchh Achchhe Masaj Bhejo! Pappu: Main Padhai Kar Raha Hu! 2 Minat Bad: Guddi: Kya Hua Aur Bhejo N?
Shikshak: Batao `I Lov U`` Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Men Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Shikshak: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chinies Gun Hain Sar! N Koi Garanti N Koi Varanti! Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Ek Ladki Ne Chhote Bachche Ke Gaal Par Kis Ki! Ladki: Oh Maaf Karna Tumhare Gaal Par Lipstic Lag Gai! Pappu: Kuchh Achchha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte Hain To Daag Ache Hai!
Ek Ladaki Ne Chhote Bachche Ke Gaal Par Kis Ki! Ladaki: Oh Maaf Karna Tumhare Gaal Par Lipstic Lag Gai! Pappu: Kuchh Achchha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte Hain To Daag Ache Hai!
Adhyapak: Beta Batao Parle Ji Ke Packet Par Jo "Hara Dot" Bana Hota Hai Uska Matlab Kya Hai? Pappu: Madam Iska Matlab `Parle Ji` Online Baithe Hain!
Adhyapak: Beta Batao Parle Ji Ke Packet Pe Jo `Hara Dot` Bana Hota Hai Uska Matlab Kya Hai? Pappu: Madam Iska Matlab `Parle Ji` Online Baithe Hain!