Pappu: Lagta Hai Main Andha Ho Gaya Hu Doctor Ne Aak Chek Ki Aur Bola: Nahin Beta Tumhari Aakhen To Bilkul Thik Hain Pappu: To Fir Akhbar Men 'Safal' Vidyarthiyon Ki List Men Mera Roll Nambar Kyon Nahin Nazar A Raha Tha?
Santa: Are Pappu Beta Kya Hua? Aaj Tum Taraju Aur Baat Lekker Skool Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pappu: Papa Kal Sar Ne Hamen Sikhaya Tha Ki Hamen Har Baat Ko Napataul Kar Bolna Chahiye Isiliye
Banti Pappu Se: Mere Dost Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri Garlfrend Ka Nambar Le Liya Pappu: Fir Kya Hua? Banti: Bevkuf Kal Raat Se Khud Ki Bahan Ko Romantic Masaj Bhej Raha Hai
Pappu Ne Pariksha Hol Men Susu Kar Diya Adhyapak: Ye Kya Kiya? Pappu: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Idharudhar N Dekho Jo A Raha Hai Kar Do To Maine Kar Diya
Pappu: Papa Main Fir Se Fael Ho Gaya Santa: Chinta Mat Karo Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho Pappu: Han Pita Ji Madam Bhi Yahi Kahti Hai Santa: Ki Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho? Pappu: Kuch Aisa Hi Kah Rahi Thi Pata Nahin Tu Kis Janvar Ki Aulad Hai
Adhyapak (Pappu Se): Aaj Scool Me Der Se Aane Ka Tumne Kya Bahana Dhundha Hai? Pappu: Sar Aaj Mai Itni Tej Daud Kar Aaya Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahi Mila
Banti: Yaar Tumne Skool Aana Kyon Chhod Diya? Pappu : Mere Papa Kah Rahe The Ke Ek Jagah Barbar Jane Se Ijjat Kam Ho Jati Hai Isliye
Adhyapak: Agar Tumhara Dost Aur Garlfrend Kisi Kashti Men Doob Rahe Hon To Tum Kisko Bachaoge? Pappu: Marne Do Donon Ko... Adhyapak: Kyon? Pappu: Sale Donon Ek Sath Kashti Men Kar Kya Rahe The?
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Kya Batau Papa Samne Wale Makan Me Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Men Se Rumal Hilati Hai Par Khidaki Ka Shisha Kabhi Nahi Kholti Santa: Bahko Mat Bete Vah Tujhe Dekh Kar Rumal Nahi Hilati Darasal Vah Is Makan Ki Naukarani Hai Jo Roz Khidki Ke Shishe Saaf Karti Hai
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Papa Mujhe Motercacil Leker Do Santa: Bhagwan Ji Ne Do Tangen Kis Liye Di Hain? Pappu: Ek Taang Kik Marane Ke Liye Aur Dusari Giyar Dalne Ke Liye
Adhyapak: Beta Bijali Kahan Se Aati Hai? Pappu: Mama Ke Yahan Se Adhyapak: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Jab Bhi Bijli Jaati Hai To Papa Bolte Hain Kat Di 'Salon' Ne
Pappu Ladki Se: I Lov U (I Love You)A Ladki: Maaf Karna Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hu Pappu Ye Sunkar Udaas Ho Gaya Aur Fir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola: Koi Baat Nahin Teri Maa Ko Bataunga Ladki: Ruk Ja Kamine I Lav Yu To (I Love You Too)A