Bhavishyafal Padhte Hue Banti Ne Pappu Se Puchha: Tumhara Kya Vichar Hai Is Bhavishyafal Ke Bare Men? Pappu: Maine Pichhle Hafte Padha Tha Ki Is Mah Apane Saath Aisi Kuch Ghatna Hogi Jisse Aapki Bolti Band Ho Jayegi Banti: To Kya Fir Vaisi Koi Ghatna Hui? Pappu: Ha Mera Mobile Gum Ho Gaya
Pappu Banti Se: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Fir Bhi Abhi Tak Tumhare Dadhimuch Nahin I? Banti: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu Na Isiliye
Banti Pappu Se: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya? Pappu: Liya Nahin Yaar Garlfrend Ka Uthaya Hai Banti: Kyon? Pappu: Vo Roj Kahti Thi Ki Tum Mera Fon Nahin Uthate? To Aaj Maine Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya
Aanti Pappu Se: Are Beta Tum Kitne Bade Ho Gae Pappu: Ha Aanti Kya Karta Aur Koi Option (Option) Hi Nahin Tha
Santa (Pappu Se Bola): Pappu Ek Achchha Shisha Leker Aao Jisamen Mera Chehra Dikhai De Pappu: Papa! Abhibhi Main Sab Dukanon Par Dekhkar Aaya Sabmen Mera Chehra Hi Dikh Raha Tha
Ek Khubsurat Ladki Bus Stand Par Khadi Thi Pappu Bola: Chand To Rat Men Nikalta Hain Aaj Din Men Kaise Nikal Aaya ? Ladki Boli: Are Ullu To Raat Ko Bolta Tha Aaj Din Men Kaise Bol Raha Hai
Adhyapak: Tum Aaj Fir Kyon Let Ho Gae ? Pappu: Sar Aaj Maine Ek Mare Hue Aadmi Ko Bhagate Hue Dekha Adhyapak: Kya? Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai ? Pappu: Aapko Vishwas Nahin Hain To Banti Se Puch Lo Vo Bhi Let Ho Gaya Tha Ham Donon Hi Bhagate Hue A Rahe The To Raste Men Ek Mara Hua Aadmi Pada Tha
Adhyapak: Mere Papa Kaam Par Gae Hain Iska Fucher Tens Batao? Pappu: Vo Kal Bhi Jayenge Kisi Me Himmat Ho To Rok Kar Dikhayen
Pappu(Apane Pita Se): Papa Ravan Kaun Tha? Santa(Pappu Ko Dantate Hue): Are Itna Bhi Nahin Malum! Tu Skool Men Kya Padhata Hai? Ja Table Par Se 'Mahabharat' Utha La Main Tumhe Abhi Batata Hu
Bhikhari (Bachche Se): Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha Pappu: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Men Hain Unhin Se Puch Lo
Pappu Apne Ghar Gaya Aur Ghar Ki Ghanti Baji To Andar Se Uski Bahan Pinki Boli: Kaun? Pappu: Main Pinki: Main Kaun? Pappu: Tum Pinki... Aur Kaun Pagli