Techer: Kisi Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jaha Bahut Sare Log Hon Fir Bhi Aap Akela Mahsus Karte Ho? Pappu: Pariksha Bhavan!
Pappu: Techer Main Namumkin Ko Mumkin Bana Sakta Hu Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Namumkin Se Na Mita Kar!
Pappu Bike Se Badi Tej Raftar Men Ek Ladaki Ke Pas Se Gujara Ladki Gusse Men Akar Boli: Abe Aadha Hai Marna Hai Kya? Pappu: Abhi Mood Nahin Hai Fir Kabhi Sahi
Pappu Ki Maa Pappu Ko Danttee Hue "Tu Hamesha Kharab Bachchon Ke Saath Khelta Hai Achchhe Bachchon Ke Saath Kyon Nahin Khelta?" Pappu: Kaise Khelun Achchhe Bachchon Ki Mammi Unhen Mere Saath Khelne Se Mana Kar Deti Hai!
Adhyapak: Hamen Kisi Chij Ka Durupyog Nahin Karna Chahiye Pappu: Fir Aap Kyon Karte Ho? Adhyapak: Main Kis Chij Ka Durupyog Karta Hu? Pappu: Futte Se Line Khinchai Chahiye Par Aap Sada Isse Hamen Pitate Hain
Banti: Aadmi Bina Koshish Kuch Nahin Ban Sakta Pappu: Kyon Nahin Ban Sakta? Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hai Ki Main Bina Koshish Ke Bada Bhai Ban Gaya
Techer: Agar Koi Moti Ladki Palat Ke Wapis Aa To Is Sentence (Sentence) Ko English Me Kya Kahenge? Pappu: "Gol Mal Retterns
Ek Ladki Pappu Se Apne Pyar Ka Izhaar Karte Hue Kahti Hai "Tum Mere Sapanon Men Jajbaton Men Rahate Ho" Pappu: Tumko Kisi Ne Bevkuf Banaya Hai Bahan Main To Jyadatar Apane Ghar Men Hi Rahta Hu!
Pappu Ki Garl Frend Boli: Mujhe Bhul Jao Meri Engejment Ho Gai Hai Landan Ke Ek Ladke Ke Sath Pappu: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya Ek Iphone Bhej Dena Vahan Se Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai!
Techer: Gay Hamari Mata Hai Usi Samay Skool Ke Bahar Ek Gay Rod Pe Ghum Rahi Thi Use Dekh Kar Turant Pappu Techer Se Bola "Sar Sar Bahar Aapki Mata Ji Avara Sadhon Ke Saath Ghum Rahi Hai!"
Pappu Ne Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Pucha "Aap Kahan Rahti Ho?" Ladki Ne Jawab Diya "Em.Ji Rod (M.G Road)." Pappu: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Bhi Rod Par Rahati Ho Mere Ghar Chalo!
Pappu Darwaze Ki Ghanti Bajane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Ko Dekha Aur Uski Madad Ke Taur Par Ghanti Bajaa Di Aur Pappu Se Bola Beta Aur Kuch? Pappu: Ankal Bhago Yaha Se Pata Nahin Kiska Ghar Tha!