Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha Ki Tumhen Kaisaa Pati Chahiye? Ladki: Mujhe Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Achhi Baaten Kare Hansi Majak Kare Aur Raaton Ko Mujhe Gaane Sunaye Pappu: Tum Pati Chhodo FM Radio Le Lo!
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Pappu Feel Ho Gaya To Santa Use Daant Raha Tha Santa: Tum Is Bar Bhi Fal Ho Gae Ho Aaj Tak Tumne Kabhi Mera Sir Uncha Kiya Hai Kya? Pappu: Ek Bar Sote Vakt Aapke Sir Ke Niche Takiya Rakha Tha Vo Bhul Gae Aap
Pappu: Mujhe To Aakhen Band Karne Par Bhi Dikhai Deta Hai Banti: Achha Kya Dikhta Hai? Pappu: Andhera
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Pappu: Papa Aap Ko Ek Khushi Ki Baat Bataun? Santa: Ha Ha Batao Pappu: Iss Saal Aapko Mere Liye Nai Kitaben Nahin Kharidni Padengi Santa(Khush Hokar): Achchha Kahin Muft Men Mil Rahi Hain Kya? Pappu: Nahin Is Baar Main Fal Ho Gaya Hu
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Skool Men Aag Lag Gai Aur Sab Bachche Khush The Ki Ab Skool Nahin Aana Padega Lekin Pappu Udas Tha Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha: Tum Udas Kyon Ho? Pappu: Sar Aap Jinda Kaise Bach Gae? Isiliye!