Pappu Papa Se: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Sakun? Papa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua
Pappu Ek Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue Ja Raha Tha Aurat: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Teri Maa Ki Umra Ki Ho Pappu: To Main Bhi Apne Bap Ke Liye Hi Dhund Raha Hu
Ek Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Awaz Lagai O Bhai Jaan Kripya Suniye To Jara Pappu Bola: A! Pahle Faisla Kar Bhai Ya Jaan Confuse Kyon Kar Rahi Hai
Adhyapak Pappu Se: Mamuli Shabd Ko Vakya Men Badlo Pappu Bahut Der Sochne Ke Baad: Meri 'Ma Muli' Bade Shaunk Se Khati Hai
Garlfrend: Janu Tumhare Bina Ji Nahi Lagta Pappu: Ji Nahin Lagta To Soni Ya Kalrs Lagao Vo Bhi Achche Chanal Se
Adhyapak: Bachcho Yadi Man Se Prarthana Karen To Bhagwan Aapki Ichha Avashy Puri Karenge Pappu: Vo Sab Jhut Hai Sar Adhyapak: Kaise? Pappu: Yadi Vo Satya Hota... To Ab Tak Aap Dusre Skool Chale Gae Hote
Ishk Ki Class Men Ek Kamal Ho Gaya; Ek Madam Ko Pappu Se Pyar Ho Gaya; Tabhi Se Saari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya; Sare Bachche Feel Aur Pappu Paas Ho Gaya
Pappu Ne Live Radio Station Par Call Kiya Pappu: Hello Ji Yah Radio Station Hi Hai Na? Aar Je: Ji Haan Pappu: Meri Aawaaj Pura Shahar Sun Raha Hai Na? Aar Je: Han Pappu: Yani Ghar Men Jo Meri Bahan Hai Vah Bhi Radio Sun Rahi Hogi! Aar Je (Gusse Se): Haan Bhai Haan! Pappu: Hello Pinki ! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai To Jaldi Se Moter Chala De Main Chh Par Bathrum Men Hun Aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai!
Pappu: Oye! Tu Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wala Tha Kya Hua? Banti: Yaar! Kal Jaunga Aaj Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai!
Pappu: Papa Ghar Men Mehmaan Aa Hain Aur Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimbu Nahin Hai Ab Kya Karu? Santa: Abe Darta Kyon Hai? Naye Vim Bar Men 100 Nimbu Ki Shakti Hai Daal De 2 Buad!
Techer: Hamare Mulk Men Doctors Ki Tadad Badhti Ja Rahi Hai Aur Marij Ki Tadad Kam Hoti Ja Rahi Hai Fir Techer Ne Pappu Ki Taraf Ishara Kiya Aur Pucha Vaise Tum Bade Hokar Kya Banoge? Pappu: Janab Main Marij Ban Kar Doctors Ki Khidmat Karunga!
Ledi Docter: Lambi Saans Lo Aur Kuch Mahsus Karo Pappu: Thik Hai Ledi Docter: Ab Tumhen Kaisa Lag Raha Hai? Pappu: Aapne Bahut Achchhi Khushbu Lagai Hai!