Garlfrend: Janu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Jisamen Duhkh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi Pappu: Aap Bahut Khubsurat Ho Aanti Ji
Pappu Apne Papa Ki Shadi Ki Vidio Dekhte Hue Bola: "Mujhe Bhi Aapki Shadi Ki Tarah Apni Shadi Men Item Garls Nachwani Hain" Santa: Haramkhor Yah Teri Bua Aur Mausiya Hain
Pappu: Aaj Mujhe 2 Rupaye Ka Ek Sikka Mila Hai Banti: Yah To Mera Tha Pappu: Are Ja Mujhe 11 Rupaye Ke 2 Sikke Mile Hain Banti: Mera Sikka Jamin Par Girkar Toot Gaya Hoga
Santa (Apne Bete Se) Bola: Itne Kam Nambar (Marks)? 2 Thappad Marna Chahiye Pappu: Han Papa Chalo Maine Us Master Ka Ghar Dekh Rakha Hai
Pappu: Main Jab Subah Uthta Hu To Mujhe Sabse Pahle Tumharaa Dhyan Aata Hai Garlfrend: Banti Bhi Mujhse Yahi Kahta Hai Pappu: To Kya Hua Main Banti Se Jaldi Uthta Hu
Adhyapika: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Vo Sab Ke Sukh Duhkh Bantate Hain? Adhyapika: Kya Matlab? Pappu: Ji Vo Postman Hain
Garlfrend: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho? Pappu: Ha Garlfrend: Lekin Tumhe To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahin Hai Pappu: Kyonki Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parvah Nahin Karte
Adhyapak: Pani Men Rahane Vale 5 Jiv Batao? Pappu: Mendhak Adhyapak: Bahut Achchhe Char Aur Batao? Pappu: Uski Maa Uska Baap Uski Bahan Aur Uska Bhai
Adhyapak: Kal Skool Kyon Nahi Aaye? Pappu: Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gayi Thi Adhyapak: Kaha Gire Kaha Lagi? Pappu: Bistar Par Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aak Lag Gayi Thi
Bank Lutne Ke Baad Daku: Tumne Mujhe Dekha? Clark: Ha Daku Ne Clark Ko Maar Kar Pappu Se Puchha: Tumne Kuch Dekha? Pappu: Nahin Par Meri Patni Ne Dekha Hai
Pappu Ki Uske Baap Se Hui Ladai; Baap Ne Ki Pappu Ki Pitai; Pappu Ka Hua Garam Khun; Pappu Gaya Kabristan; Aur Kabar Pe Baap Ki Foto Taang Ke Likh Diya "Kaming Sun"
Pappu: Papa Raat Ko Maine Ek Sapna Dekha Aapne Mujhe 10 Rupaye Diye Hain Santa: Chal Aat Aana Jeb Kharch Katkar Sadhe Nau Rupaye Wapis Kar