Adhyapika: Agar Dharti Pe Pani Na Hota To Kya Hona Tha? Pappu: Ham To Kangal Ho Jate Mere Papa Dudh Men Kya Milate
Pappu Apni Gav Ki Garlfrend Ko Leker Hotal Men Gaya Water Ne Pucha: Kya Loge? Garlfrend: Sabjiyon Wali Gujhiya Water: Vo Kya Hota Hai? Pappu Bola: Ye Momos Mang Rahi Hai
Pappu: Hat Jao Aaj Mera Result Aane Wala Hai Banti: Lekin Isme Itni Jaldi Kya Hai? Pappu: Nahin Yar Wo To Result Jaldi Hath Men A Jae To Ek Tention Khatm Ho Jayegi Banti: Ha Yar Fir Thik Hai Mujhe Laga Tujhe Fal Ya Paas Ki Tension Hai
Garlfrend: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimaag Tum Kya Loge? Pappu: Paisa Garlfrend: Main To Dimag Leti Pappu: Ab Jiske Paas Jo Nahin Hai Vo Vahi To Lega
Adhyapak: Pappu Abhi Tak Tumne Sawal Hal Kyon Nahin Kiya? Pappu: Ji Abhi Tak Mujhe Nakal Karne Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila
Banti: O Tune Apni Sagaai Kyon Tod Di? Pappu: Are Yaar Uska Koi Bofrend Nahin Tha Banti: To? Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Vo Meri Kya Hogi?
Adhyapika: Is Panchi Ki Tange Dekhkar Batao Ki Iska Naam Kya Hai? Pappu: Tange Dekhkar Kaise Bataun Main? Adhyapika: Nalayak Tumhen Jero Milta Hai Apna Naam Batao? Pappu: Ye Lo Meri Tange Dekhkar Likh Lo
Pappu: Papa Aap Engineer Kaise Bane? Santa: Uske Liye Bahut Dimag Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Pappu: Han Pata Hai Isiliye Mujhe Samajh Nahin A Raha Hai Ki Aap Kaise Engineer Bane?
Banti: Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai? Pappu: Uttar Pustika Ko Khali Chhodna Aur Ant Men Likh Dena Pas Karke Dikha
Pappu Aur Uski Garlfrend Ke Bich Men Ladai Ho Rahi Thi Garlfrend: Kamine Main Tere Kapde Faad Dungi Pappu: Dekh Ab Tu Serius Ladai Men Romantic Baat Mat Kar
Adhyapika: Shadi Kya Hai? Pappu: Kunvaaron Ke Lie Alpengliben Ji Lalchae Raha N Jaye Aur Shadishuda Ke Cloromint Dobara Mat Puchna
Adhyapak: Garmiyon Men Hone Wale Kaunkaun Se Fal Hain Jo Khatte Mithe Hote Hain? Pappu: Ji Pariksha Fal