Banti: Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Ki Sicil Kaun Sa Ling Hai? Pappu: Ismen Bhi Koi Badi Baat Hai Jab Ladka Sawar Ho To Puling Aur Jab Ladki Sawar Ho To Striling
Pappu: Papa Mere Liye Ek Dhol La Do Santa: Nahin Tu Dhol Baja Ke Tang Kiya Karega Pappu: Nahin Papa Jab Aap So Jaya Karoge Tab Bajaunga
Pappu: Main Skool Nahin Jaunga Jito: Kyon Beta? Pappu: Naukari Karunga Jito: 8 Class Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge? Pappu: 7Vin Class Ladkiyon Ko Tution Padhaunga
Adhyapika: Batao Dal Men Kitane Protin Hote Hai? Pappu: Ji Murgi Jitane Adhyapika: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ji Aap Hi Ne To Bataya Tha Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar
Garlfrend Romantic Mood Me Pappu Se Boli "Aaj Mere Ghar Men Koi Nahin Hai A Jao" Pappu: Pagal Tu Mere Ghar Aaja Yaha Ham Sare Hain Tera Dil Bhi Lag Jayega
Adhyapika: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movi "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" Se Kya Sikhne Ko Mila? Pappu: Ummid Mat Haro Kisi Bhi Umra Men Ladki Fas Sakti Hai?
Adhyapak: Pappu Tumne Ek Kaan Kyon Band Kar Rakha Hai? Pappu: Isliye Ki Main Jo Kuchh Sunun Vah Dusre Kaan Se Bahar N Nikal Sake
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Fool Diya Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Ek Jor Ka Thappad Mara Pappu Bola: Main To Bijep (BJP) Ka Prachar Kar Raha Hu Ladki Boli: Main Bhi Congress Ka Prachar Kar Rahi Hu
Ek Ladki Fansi Laga Rahi Thi Pappu Ne Khidki Se Dekha Socho Pappu Ne Ladki Ko Kya Bola Hoga? . . . . . . 'Sirf Latkne Se Lambai Nahin Badhegi Mammi Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye'
Adhyapika: Ye Batao Barish Ke Sath Bijali Kyon Chamakati Hai? Pappu: Ji Isse Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kaunkaun Si Jagah Sukhi Rah Gai Hai