Adhyapika: Homvark Tumhare Papa Ne Likha Hai? Pappu: Nahin Madam Adhyapika: Likhavat To Tumhare Papa Ki Hai? Pappu: Maine Unke Pen Se Likha Hai Na Isliye Aisa Aapko Lag Raha Hai
Santa: Beta College Men Tune Kaunkaun Se Do Mushkil Kaam Sikhe Hain? Pappu: Ek To Danton Se Biar Ki Botal Kholna Aur Dusari Tej Bike Men Bhi Ek Tili Se Sigret Jalana
Pappu Skool Men Gadha Lekar Aaya Adhyapika: Ye Gadha Kyon Leker Aaye Ho? Pappu: Mis Aap Hi To Kahti Hain Ki Maine Badebade Gadhon Ko Insaan Banaya Hai To Maine Socha Ki Iska Bhi Bhala Ho Jaye
Adhyapak: Aaj Jab Men Class Me Padha Raha Tha To Tum Bate Kar Rahe The? Pappu: Nahin Sar Aapko Bhram Hua Lagta Hai Main To Nind Men Kabhi Bolta Hi Nahin
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Ghar Uski Maa Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Main Aapki Ladki Se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hu" Maa Boli "Apna Naam Aur Pata Dete Jaiye Agar Hamen Koi Accha Ladka Nahin Mila To Ham Aapko Jarur Yaad Karenge"
Adhyapika: Murgiyon Ki Tangen Chhoti Kyon Hoti Hain? Pappu: Madam Ji Agar Murgiyon Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Ande Itne Upar Se Gir Kar Toot Jaate Na
Pappu: Lagta Hai Main Andha Ho Gaya Hu Doctor Ne Aak Chek Ki Aur Bola "Nahin Beta Tumhari Aakhen To Bilkul Thik Hain" Pappu: To Fir Akhbar Men Pas Vidyarthiyon Ki List Men Mera Roll Nambar Kyon Nahin Najar A Raha Hai?
Adhyapika: Main Teri Jaan Nikaal Dungi Iski English Kya Hogi? Pappu (Gusse Men) Bola: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi Tu Hath To Laga Ke Dikha
Pappu: Pappu Maine Aapke Dost Ko Sahi Vakt Par Station Pahuncha Hi Diya Santa: Lekin Beta Station To Bahut Dur Hai Taxi Bas Aur Auto Sabki Hadtaal Hai? Pappu: Vah Kutton Se Bahut Darte The Kutta Aur Main Unke Pichhe Daudate Rahe Aur Unhonne Ne Bhagkar Tran Pakad Li
Adhyapak: Tum Do Din Se Scool Kyon Nahin Aaye The? Pappu: Sar Mere Paas Ek Hi Pent Shart Hai Aur Vah Maine Parson Dhoi Thi Adhyapak: Aur Kal? Pappu: Kal Main A Hi Raha Tha Ki Aapke Ghar Ki Balakani Men Aapki Pentshart Tangi Hui Dekhi To Ghar Laut Gaya