Adhyapika: Ek Aisa Vakya Batao Jisme Urdu Hindi Panjabi Aur Inglish Ka Sahi Prayog Hua Ho? Pappu: Ishk Di Gali Vich No Entry
Pappu: Agar Main Iss Saal Bhi Fal Ho Gaya To Main Aatmhatya Kar Lunga Santa: Khabardar! Aisa Kiya To Main Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
Ladaki: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Leker I Thi Tumne Bandhwai Kyon Nahin? Pappu: Agar Kal Main Tumhare Liye Mangalsutra Lekker Aaun To Pahan Legi Kya Badi I Baat Karti Hain?
Pappu: Tum Shadi Ke Baad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mangogi Na? Ladaki: Nahin Main Aisi Ladki Nahin Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena
Banti: Tumhara Kutta Bahut Sharaarti Hai Kya Tum Ise Thik Nahin Kar Sakte? Pappu: Yaar Dhairy Rakho Yaad Nahin Tumhen Thik Karane Men Mujhe Kitne Din Lage The
Pappu Bank Men Jakar So Gaya Jab Usse Iska Karan Pucha Gaya To Vo Bola "Maine Akhbar Men Vigyapan Padha Tha Ki Is Bank Men 'Sone Par Lon' Milta Hai"
Adhyapika: `Mere Papa Kaam Par Gae Hain` Iska Future Tense Batao? Pappu: Vo Kal Bhi Jayenge Kisi Ke Baap Men Himmat Ho To Rok Ke Dikhaye
Pappu Bike Par Ja Raha Tha Tabhi Pulis Wale Ne Use Roka Aur Kaha "Suraksha Saptah Chal Raha Hai Aapko 2000 Ka Inam Mila Hai Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karenge?" Pappu Bola "Main Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga"
Ladaka: Tum Us Ladki Ke Piche Kyon Pade Ho Uska To Pahle Se Hi Bofrend Hai? Pappu Ne Badi Samajhdari Se Jawab Diya: Khali Kursi Par To Koi Bhi Baith Sakta Hai Dam Hai To Kisi Ko Utha Ke Baitho
Jhakas Beijati: Ladaki: Mat Kar Mera Picha Ek Din Pachtayega Bahar College Ke Tu Chhole Bhature Ki Shop Lagayega Pappu: Tu Mat Thukra Mere Pyar Ko Ek Din Pachhtayegi Usi Chhole Ki Shop Pe Bartan Saaf Karti Najar Aayegi
Adhyapak: Ande Ke Fayde Batao? Pappu: Sar Bahut Fayde Hain! Agar Ye Imtihan Men Mil Jayen To Agale Sal Ki Kitabon Ke Paise Bach Jate Hain