Adhyapika Ne Pappu Ko Bola: Isko Hindi Men Badlo (Translate) "She Is Kiddinga" Pappu Hansne Laga Aur Table Par Hi Gir Gaya Aur Bola "Itna Aasan Iska Matlab Hai Vo Bachche De Rahi Hai"
Pappu: Kal Main Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha Mujhe Nahin Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Sakti Hai Garlfrend: Kyon Papa Se Mile? Pappu: Nahin Tumhari Bahan Se Mila Kya Mast Maal Hai Yaar
Pappu: Janu Rajhna Film Ki Balkani Ke Do Kone Wali Tikat Buk Kara Lo Kya? Garlfrend: Lekin Agar Kone Wali Tikat Na Mili To? Pappu: To Pikchar Dekh Lenge
Professor Ne Hindi Ki Class Me Pucha "Gali Ki Paribhasha Batao?" Pappu: Atyadhik Krodh Aane Par Sharirik Roop Se Hinsa Na Karte Hue Maukhik Roop Se Ki Gai Hinsatmak Karyavahi Ke Lie Chune Hue Shabdon Ka Samuh Jiske Uchchaaran Ke Pashchat Man Ko Asim Shanti Ka Anubhav Hota Hai Use Hum Gali Kahte Hain
Garlfrend: Ham Bahut Badnaam Ho Chuke Hain Ab Hamen Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye Pappu: Lekin Itni Badnami Ke Bad Hamse Shadi Karega Kaun?
Adhyapak: "Barter Sistam" (Barter System) Ka Achchha Udaharan Do? Pappu: Boliwood Sar Adhyapak: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Mera Yar Mila De Mujhko Dun Lakh Duayen Tujhko
Santa: Kya Tum Paas Ho Gae? Pappu: Han Hamari Puri Class Paas Ho Gai Lekin Hamari Techer Feel Ho Gai Santa: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Vo Abhi Bhi Usi Class Me Padha Rahi Hai
Pappu: Papa Ye Star Log Jab Bhi Mandir Men Aate Hain Tab Kala Chashma Kyon Pahanate Hain? Santa: Beta Kahin Bhagwan Unhen Pahachan Kar Hastaakshar (Autograph) N Maang Len
Pappu Ki Garlfrend Usse Boli "Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge?" Pappu: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga Garlfrend: Par Kyon Kya Tum Mujhse Itna Pyar Karte Ho? Pappu: Pyarvyar Kuchh Nahin Tere Chakkar Men Udhari Itni Ho Gayi Hai Ki Jina Mushkil Hai
Shikshika Pappu Se "Pandavon Ke Naam Batao?" Pappu: Ek Bhim Tha Ek Bhim Ka Bada Bhai Tha Ek Chhota Bhai Tha Ek Aur Chhota Bhai Tha Aur Aakhiri Wale Ka Naam Main Bhul Gaya
Santa: Beta Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina Varna Vo Jo Do Log Ja Rahe Hain Vo Tumhe Char Najar Aayenge Pappu: Lekin Papa Wo To Ek Aadmi Hai
Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko Raste Men 100 Aur 50 Rupaye Ka Not Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 100 Ka Pappu: Bas Isiliye To Aap Pe Chutkule Bante Hain Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte Ho