Santa: Beta Tum Gay Se Itna Kyon Darte Ho? Pappu: Papa Skool Men Adhyapak Mujhe Kahte Hain Ki "Tumhare Dimag Men Bhusa Bhara Hai"A
Santa: Aaj Tak Tune Aisa Koi Kaam Nahi Kiya "Jisse Tumhare Ghar Walon Ka Sir Uncha Hua Ho"A Pappu: Kiya Hai Maine Kal Hi Apane Pitaji Ke Sir Ke Niche 2 Takiye Lagaye
Pappu: Ek Ladaki Se I Lov U; Ladaki: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai? Pappu: "Aajkal Ki Ladkiyan Bhi Na Pyar Hua Nahin Ki Gift Mangna Shuru!"
Pappu Ek Ladaki Ko Prastav Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Kahta Hai "Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu?" Ladaki Ne Jawab Diya "Matha Tek Aur Aage Nikal"A
Banti: Ladakiyon Ko "I Lov U" Bolne Ki Sabse Achi Jagah Kaun Si Hai? Pappu: Mandir Men Banti: Kyon? Pappu: Kyonki Vahan Ladkiyon Ne Chappal Nahin Pahni Hoti
Pappu: Teri Judaai Men Nind Udati Hai; Chain Khota Hai; Jaan Jaati Hai; Dil Rota Hai; Kuch Kuch Hota Hai; Garlfrend: Doctor Ko Dikha Le Swine Flu Aisa Hi Hota Hai
Adhyapika: Batao Sachcha Deshbhakt Kaun Hota Hai? Pappu: Jo English Toilet Seet Par Bhi Indian Stile Men Baitha Ho
Skool Men Dakhile (ADMISSION) Ke Samay Adhyapika Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain?" Pappu Masumiyat Se Bola "Jo Mammi Bolti Hai"
Pappu: Tujhe Yaha Se Delhi Jane Men 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aane Men 3 Din Vo Bhi Nai Kar Se? Garlfrend: Janu Ye Kar Banane Wale Bhi Pagal Hain Jaane Ke Liye 4 Giyar Aur Aane Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Giyar
Pappu Bus Stop Par Khadi Ek Ladki Se Bola "I Lov U"A Pappu Ki Bat Sunate Hi Ladaki Ne Use Ek Thappad Rasid Kar Diya Aur Boli " Ab Bol Kya Bola?" Pappu: Jab Tune Suna Nahin To Chanta Kyon Mara?
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ko Leker Pijja Hat Men Gaya Pappu: Kya Logi? Garlfrend: Kadhi Chawal Mangva Lo Water Hanste Hue Bola "Sarkari (Govt.) Skool Ki Ladakiyan Pataoge To Aisa Hi Hoga"
Pappu: Tumhara Bhai Gora Hai Par Tum Kale Kyon Ho? Dost: Kyonki Main Rat Men Paida Hua Tha Aur Mera Bhai Din Men