Pappu Ne Ek Raah Chalti Ajnabi Se Kaha "Aapne Pahchana Mujhko?" Ladaki: Nahin Aap Kaun Ho? Pappu: Main Wahi Hu Jisko Aapne Parson Bhi Nahin Pahachana Tha
Pappu Ne Apani Garlfrend Ko Text (Text) Kiya "Jaan Main Tumhare Bina Nahin Rah Sakata Tum Mujhse Shadi Karogi?" Garlfrend Ne Jawab Bheja "Kaun Mar Raha Hai Ab Maine To Apne Sabhi Sampark Nambar Fone Men Se Kho Diye Hain"A
Prito: Are Beta Tum Kitne Bade Ho Gae Ho? . . . . . . Pappu: Ha Aanti Aur Koi Vikalp (Option) Hi Nahin Hai
Adhyapika: Agar Raat Me Machhar Kaate To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pappu: Chupchap Khujakar So Jana Chahiye Kyonki Aap Rajnikant To Ho Nahin Jo Usse Sorry (Sorry) Bulwa Loge
Adhyapak: Kanjus Kise Kahte Hain? Pappu: Jo 10 Masaj Karne Par Bhi Vapas Masaj Nahin Karte Adhyapak: Shabad! Ek Udaharan Batao? Pappu: Aapki Beti
Adhyapak: Aisi Kisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai Magar Fir Bhi Vo Vahan Par Nahin Ja Sakte? Pappu: Sar Ji Mahila Shauchalay
Banti: Aaj Mujhe Ajib Sa Maisej Aaya Aur Mera Mobile Band Ho Gaya Pappu: Kaun Sa Maisej? Banti: Battery Lao Pappu: Sabko Bhej Sabke Sab Darenge
Mauke Pe Chauka: Pappu Raste Men Ek Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya Ek Ladaki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha "Apne Bade Bhai Ka Pair Chu Rahe Ho Kya?" Pappu: Ji Bhabhi Ji
Pappu: Maa Meri Kya Kimat Hai? Jito: Beta Tu To Lakhon Ka Hai Pappu: To Lakhon Men Se 10 Rupaye Dena Mujhe Iscrim Khani Hai
Skool Men Adhyapak Ne Pappu Se Puchha 'Jisme Koi Kami Nahin Usko Kya Kahte Hain?' Pappu Ne Jawab Diya: Kamina (Kami Na)A
Adhyapika: Tum Let Kyon Aaye Ho? Pappu: Papa Aur Mammi Ki Ladai Ho Rahi Thi Adhyapika: Vo Lad Rahe The To Tum Kyon Let Ho Gae? Pappu: Mera Ek Juta Mammi Ke Pas Tha Aur Ek Papa Ke Paas
Pappu Ganit Ki Pariksha Men Barbar Dans Kar Raha Tha Banti Ne Pucha "Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Pappu: Yaar Adhyapak Ne Kaha Tha Ki Har Step Ke Nambar Hote Hain