Bas Men Ek Jawan Ladki Khadi Thi Pappu Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola "Aap Meri Jagah Par Baith Jaaye"A Ladaki Ne Yah Sunkar Use Jor Se Ek Jhapad Laga Diya "Bhalai Ka To Jamana Hi Nahin Hai Aajkal" Yah Kah Kar Pappu Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Men Jakar Baith Gaya
Pappu Ki Desi Garlfrend "Macdonald Chalen? Pappu Thoda Chalak Banta Hua "Speling Bol Fir Chalenge"A Garlfrend: Ek Kaam Kar KFC Chalte Hain Pappu: KFC Ki Full Form Bata Fir Chalenge Garlfrend Gusse Men Boli "Rahne De Kutte Kulche Chane Hi Khila De"A
Pariksha Men Adhyapak Ne Nakal Karne Ki Ijajat De Di Aur Usane Kaha Bahar Ye Mat Kahna Ki Maine Nakal Karne Diya Tha . . . . . . Shararti Pappu: Na Ji Na Ham Kahenge Ki Adhyapak To Bahut Sakht Tha Kutte Ne Hilne Bhi Nahin Diya Mar Jaye Sala
Ek Ladki Bus Stop Par Khadi Thi Pappu Bike Par Vahan Se Gujara Fir Usi Raste Se Wapas Aaya Aur Us Ladki Se Pucha "Pahchana Kya?" Ladaki: Nahin To Pappu: Kya Yaar Abhi To Samne Se Gaya Tha
Banti: Yaar Koi Ganda Sa Maisej Sunao? Pappu: Ek Ladaka Hota Hai Vo Kichad Men Gir Jata Hai Banti: To Fir Aage Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Ganda
Adhyapak: Tumne Homvark Nahin Kiya Bolo Kya Saja Du? Pappu: Wo Aakhiri Set Wali Ladaki Ne Bhi Nahin Kiya Ham Donon Ko Bathrum Men Band Kar Do
Pappu: Gaay Ghaas Kyon Khati Hai? Banti Bahut Sochne Ke Baad " Nahin Malum"A Pappu: Kyonki Uske Paas Koi Chaara Hi Nahin Hota
Pappu: Yaar Meri Garlfrend Ne Mere Sath Brakap Karke Apne Naye Bofrend Ke Sath Apani Foto Mujhe Bheji Banti Aashchary Se "Fir Tumne Kya Kiya?" Pappu: Maine Bhi Uske Papa Ko Vo Foto Farward (Forward) Kar Di Naitik (Moral): Thoda Alag Socho
Banti: Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai? Pappu: Han Yar Par Wo Manti Hi Nahin Banti: Kya Kahti Hai? Pappu: Kahti Hai I Lov U To (I Love You 2)A Pata Nahin Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai
Pappu Bola: Tujhme Rab Dikhta Yaara Main Kya Karu? Ladaki Boli: Darshan Kar Prasad Kha Puja Kar Aur Aage Nikal Bachche Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hain Line Lagakar
Pappu: Meri Koi Garlfrend Nahin Ban Rahi Hai? Jyotishi: Kaise Banegi Bhai? "Kundali Men Sukh Hi Sukh Likha Hai Mauj Kar"A
Garlfrend: Janu Apni Ye Dimand Ki Anguthi Mujhe De Do Pappu: Kyon Priye? Garlfrendal: Main Roj Ise Dekhkar Tumhen Yad Karungi Pappu: Yaad To Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi Garlfrend: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ye Sochkar Ki Mujhse Dimand Anguthi Mangi Thi Aur Kamine Ne Nahin Di