Banti: Yaar Tumne Skool Aana Kyon Chhod Diya? Pappu: Maine Apne Pita Ji Ko Kahte Suna Tha Ki Ek Jagah Barbar Jane Se Ijjat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Garlfrend: Janu Kal Mera Barthde Hai Mujhe Kya Gift Doge? Pappu: Kya Chahiye? Garlfrend: Ring (Ring)A Pappu: Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balence Bahut Kam Hai
Adhyapika: Pappu Ek Kahani Sunao Jiska Koi Naitik Ho Pappu: Maine Usko Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Madam Aur Iska Naitik Hai . .. Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni
Professor: Galib Ki Aarju Thi Ki Mahbuba Ki Julfon Se Sharab Ke Katre Tapken Aur Wo Un Katron Ko Halak Men Utar Le Pappu: Sar Agar Un Men Juen Hoti To Galib Vo Bhi Halak Men Utar Lete? Professor: Galib Ki Yah Arju Apani Mahbuba Se Thi Teri Bebe Kolo Nahin
Adhyapak Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Beta Tumhari Umra Kya Hai?" Pappu: Ji Ghar Men 14; Skool Men 13; Tren Men 9; Aur Fesbuk Par 19 Saal Ka Hu
Pappu: Sister Mujhe 1 Bottal Blad De Do Nars: Blad Grup Batao? Pappu: Koi Bhi Chalega Nars: Koi Bhi Kaise Chalega? Pappu: Garlfrend Ko Lav Letter Likhna Hai
Santa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se A Raha Hai? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne Gaya Tha Santa: Kis Liye? Pappu: Ha Papa 78 Kis To Le Hi Liye
Garlfrend Pappu Ko Chidhane Ke Liye Boli "Dekho Vo Ladaka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai Pappu: Yah To Kuch Bhi Nahin . .. ... Jab Maine Pahli Baar Teri Shakl Dekhi Thi To Tin Din Tak Apni Hansi Nahin Rok Paya Tha
Pappu Apni Padosion Ke Ladaki Ko "I Lav Yu"A Ladaki: Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karta Hu Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Aur Fir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola "Teri Mammi Ko Bataunga"A Ladaki: Ruk Ja Kamine I Lav Yu To (I Love You Too!)A
Pappu: Yaar Aajkal To Ghor Kalyug Hai Banti: Ab Kya Kahar Dha Gaya? Pappu: Ab Dekho: Ram Ne Dhanush Toda To Sita Aayi; Arjun Ne Teer Chalaye To Draupadi Aayi; Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai To Radha Aayi; Aur Hamne Jo Siti Bajai To Vo Sali Papa Ko Bula Layi
Adhyapika: Pappu Tum Kaksha Men Kis Liye Aate Ho? Pappu: Vidhya Ke Liye Sar Adhyapika: To Aaj Tum Kaksha Men So Kyon Rahe Ho Pappu: Sar Aaj Vidhya Nahin I
Pappu: Maine Aaj Ek Dukandar Se Salon Ka Badla Le Liya Banti: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Maine Us Se Parleji Biskut Ka Paiket Kharida Aur Jab Dukandaar Ne Mujhse Paise Mange To Maine Use Panch Aclyers (Eclairs) Din Aur Kaha "Chhuttee Nahin Hain"A