Pappu: Papa Aap Mere Liye Aaj Kya Laye Hain? Santa: Aaj Yesu Masi Ka Janmadin Hai Ya Tera? Pappu Man Hi Man Men Bola "Kya Yaar Ek Santa Clos Hai Jo Sabko Tohfe Lekker Deta Hai Aur Ek Mera Baap Lanat Hai"A
Banti: He Bhagwan Main Aisa Kya Karu Ki Pappu Ki Shadi Ke Baad Men Iski Bivi Ko Sinema Leker Jaan Aur Yah Naraj Bhi Na Ho? Pappu: Meri Shadi Tu Apni Bahan Se Karva De
Santa Aur Pappu Ek Hotal Men Gaye Santa: Water 1 Biar Aur 1 Iscrim Lao Pappu: Iscrim Kyon Papa Aap Bhi Biar Pijiye Na
Pappu: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Garlfrend: Jitna Tum Karte Ho Pappu: Achchha Matlab Tu Bhi Bas Time Paas Kar Rahi Hai
Pappu: Tum Nahati Nahin Ho Kya? Garlfrend (Aashchary Se): Nahin To Main Har Roj Nahati Hu Par Tumne Aisa Kyon Puch? Pappu: Kabhi Dekha Nahin Isliye
Guddi: Madam Mere Ko Pappu Lagatar Taakta Rahta Hai Adhyapika: Pappu Batao Kya Yah Sach Hai? Pappu: Madam Agar "Mai Lagataar Takta Hu" To Pahle Yah Mujhe Bataye Ki Yah Ise Pata Kaise Chala?
Pappu Ne Hindi Ka Homvark Nahin Kiya Tha To Hindi Adhyapika Ne Usko Ped Par Latkane Ki Saja Di Thodi Der Latkane Ke Baad Pappu Niche Gir Gaya Adhyapika: Thak Gaya Kya? Pappu: Nahin Madam Pak Gaya
Garlfrend: Sharaab Pikar Gaadi Mat Chalaana Bahut Axident Ho Rahe Hain Pappu: Dhanyavad Bebi Tum Mera Bahut Khyal Rakhti Ho Dost: Yaar Pikar Gaadi Mat Chala Bahut Axident Ho Rahe Hain Pappu: Abe Apne Baap Ko Mat Sikha
Santa Aur Jeeto Ki Ladai Ho Rahi Thi Unka Beta Pappu Bhi Wahan Maujud Tha Santa: Tu Sali Kutti Jito: Tu Sala Kutta Pappu Masum Aavaaj Men Bola "Main Sala Pappi"A
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Sath Ghumkar Lauta To Santa Ne Pucha "Kitne Rupaye Uda Aaye?" Pappu: Papa Ek Hazar Santa Naraj Hokar Pappu Ko Galiyan Dene Laga Pappu: Aur Kya Karta Uske Paas Itne Hi The?
Banti: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya? Pappu: Liya Nahin Garlfrend Ka Uthaya Hai Banti: Kyon? Pappu: Wo Rojroj Kahti Thi Ki Tum Mera Fon Nahin Uthate Bas Aaj Uthane Ka Mauka Mil Gaya
Jito: Jo Meri Baat Manega Aur Mere Aage Kuchh Nahin Bolega Main Use Inam Dungi Pappu: Lo Ji Aise To Sare Inaam Papa Hi Le Jayenge