Pappu Aur Uski Garlfrend Ped Ke Piche Baithe The Budha Aadmi: Beta Kya Yahi Hamari 'Sanskriti' Hai? Pappu: Nahin Ankal Ye To Anjali Hai Aap Kisi Aur Ped Ke Piche Dekh Lo
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya To Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Khub Pita Chappal Se Pita; Lathi Se Pita; Aur Bahut Ghasitghst Ke Pita . . . . . . Pappu Utha Aur Kapde Jhadte Hue Bola "To Fir Main Inkaar Samjhu"A
Adhyapika: Javani Ke Baad Budhape Men Kya Badlaav A Jata Hai? Pappu: Javani Men Mobile Men 'Hasinon' Ke Nambar Hote Hain Aur Budhape Men 'Hakimon' Ke
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha "Patna Kahan Hai?" Ladki Boli "Bihar Men"A Pappu Gusse Men Bola "Sala Bihar Men Kyon Panjab Me Kya Kharabi Hai?"
Garlfrend: Main Maa Banne Wali Ho Pappu: Nahin Garlfrend: Abe Sun To Le Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose Kiya Hai Aur Main Teri Maa Banne Wali Ho
Adhyapika: Shadi Kya Hai? Pappu: Kuwaron Ke Liye 'Alpenlib' (Alpenlibe) Ji Lalchaye Aur Raha Na Jaye Aur Shadishudaon Ke Liye 'Cloromint' (Cloromint) Dobara Mat Puchna
Adhyapika: Beta Uttar Wali Sheet Par Sabse Pahle Kya Likhna Chahiye? Pappu: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Uttar Kalpnik Hain Jinka Kisi Bhi Buk Se Koi Sambandh Nahin Hai
Pappu: Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Eipt(Egypt) Gaye Ho? Santa: Nahin Par Kyon? Pappu: To Fir Aap Itni Kaufnak Mammi Kahan Se Laye?
Garlfrend: Aaj Se Hamara Rishta Khatm Hum Ek Dusre Ko Sare Gift Vapas Karte Hain Pappu: Thik Hai Richarj (Recharge) Se Shuru Karte Hain Garlfrend: Janu Ab Majak Bhi Nahin Kar Sakti Kya?
Madam: Agar Koi Skool Ke Samne Bam Rakh Deta Hai To Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Mam Ekdo Din Dekhenge Koi Le Jata Hai To Thik Hai Varna Uthakar Staff Room Men Rakh Denge
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ko Leker Resturent Men Gaya Water: Kya Lenge? Garlfrend: Sabji Wali Roti Water: Kya? Pappu: Gav Ki Hai Vaj Pijja Mang Rahi Hai