Pappu Apni Garlfrend Se "Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hu Aur Shadi Karna Chahta Hu Ladaki: Apni Shakl Dekhi Hai Pappu: Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hu Varna Katrina Kaif Ke Pas Jata!
Pappu: Tumhari Aankhen Kitni Hasin Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Bal Kitne Khubsurat Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Tumhare Gaal Kitne Gulabi Hain Garlfrend: Chhodo Na Pappu: Are Itni Der Se Lambilambi To Chhod Raha Hun
Banti: Yaar Bata Sar Ka Maisej Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Se Atirikt (Extra) Class Lagegi Kya Karu? Pappu: Masaj Sending Feld (Sandesh Bhejane Men Vifal) Likhkar Bhej De!
Pappu: Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hu Main Tumhare Bina Mar Jaunga; Mit Jaunga Janam Main Tere Pyar Me Fanna Ho Jaunga Garlfrend: Hamm . .. ... Dekh Lo Jaisa Tumhen Thik Lage
Adhyapak: Jis Aadmi Ke Donon Hath N Ho Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge? Pappu: Hindi Men 'Thakur' Aur Inglish Men "Hands Free"A
Adhyapika: Tum Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aa? Pappu: Gir Gaya Tha Lag Gai Thi Adhyapika: Kahan Gire Kahan Lagi? Pappu: Takiye Par Gira Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gai Thi
Banti Ne Pappu Ko Thappad Mara Pappu: Ye Tune Majak Men Mara Ya Serius Hokar? Banti: Serius Hokar Pappu: Fir Thik Hai Varna Mujhe Aisa Majak Bilkul Pasand Nahin Hai
Banti : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Hai Fir Tujhe Ab Tak Dadhimmunch Kyon Nahin I? Pappu: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maan Par Gaya Hun
Pappu Det (Date) Par Gaya Ek Achchhi Si Jagah Par Khana Khane Ke Baad Apni Garlfrend Se Bola "Main Kuch Kahna Chahta Hun Tum Naraj To Nahin Hogi?" Garlfrend Nahin Aap Kaho N Kya Kahna Hai Pappu: Bill Aadhadha Kar Len
Pappu Feel Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Kaha "Dekhdekh Us Ladki Ko Dekh Wo Tere Sath Padhati Hai Aur 1St I Hai"A Pappu: Dekhdekh Kya? Usi Ko Dekhdekhar To Feel Hua Hu Main
Adhyapika: Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Gay Dudh Deti Hai To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Deta Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai? . .. ... Pappu: Dukandar!
Banti: Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Men Kyon Rakha Jata Hai? Pappu: Taki Kisi Ke Munh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai