One day tintu saw a dream that someone killed him next day he closed icici bank account b’cose icici says-we make your dreams come true!
Tintumon got a job in bsnl customer care customer: hello, my bsnl sim was blockd, wat i do? tintumon : no problem… remove bsnl sim & put airtel thanks 4 calling bsnl.
Tintumon wrote a letter to bill gates: sir, i have some questions to ask. 1. the keyboard alphabets are not in order.. when will you release the corrected version? 2. there is a start button .. but no stop button ? 3. we learn ms word.. when will you release ms sentence ? 4. there is recycle bin, but no re scooter bin. why ? finally one personal question: why is your name gates !! even though you sell windows..??
On a romantic day tintu’s girlfriend asks him , “darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring”. tintu mon :” ya molu sure, from landline or mobile “
Teacher: tell ohms law tintuon: sir, i dont know full, i know only last part of it. teacher: ok, tell that only. tintumon: “this is called ohms law”!!!
Teacher : what is the name of gandhiji’s son? tintumon: dineshan teacher : why????? tintumon : mahatma gandhi is the father of di-neshan
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?” tintumon: “jimbalakidi bamba” professor: i dont understand anything tintumon: “same 2 you”
Tintumon called fm radio station & said “i’ve found a purse with rs.15000/- a credit card & an id card of mr.mani, no.13,halls road….” radio jocky : how honest so you want to return his purse? tintumon : no ! i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
Teacher: define “romanjam” ? tintumon: romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all da poodas of da body will stand n dance along with our body!!
Teacher : “ur exam reg. no is 07mk4875″ tintumon : “i’ll pay rs. 2000 extra plz give me a fancy number.”