Tintumon to wife: please close the door, switch off the light, come to bed after that tintumon: “see my lightning watch”
Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out dad came and asked him, wat happended son? tintumon: dad i can not adjust with ur wife anymore i want my own wife.
Tintumon: can i go to the toilet? english teacher: tintumon, may i go to the toilet? tintumon: but i asked first!
Teacher: ‘when was rome built?’ tintumon: ‘at night, sir.’ teacher: ‘who told you that?’ tintumon: ‘you did, sir. you just said that rome was not built in a day.'
Teacher asks !!! "children what do u wish to in future?" vinod–i want to be doctor, deepa–i want to be a good mother. tintumon– want to help deepa.
Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt. the doctor looked concerned and said, “show me where?” the tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “ouch!” then he touched his leg and screamed, “ouch!” he touched his nose and cried, “ouch!” he looked at his doctor and said, “see? it hurts everywhere!” the doctor laughed and said, “don’t worry; it’s not serious. you”ve just got a broken index finger.”
Y does tintumon study in front of mirror? 1) it saves revision time 2)he likes combined studies 3) lastly he wants someone 2 keep an eye on him
To , tintumol ukg a. dear tintumol, i love you. my BbcDream i see you. everywhere you. you no, i live no. i come red shirt 2morrow. you love i, you come red frock. i wait down mango tree. you no come, i jump train. sure come... yours lovely, tutumon std 1 b ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * reply....by tintumol.... darling, your letter mama see. papa beat me beat me so many beat me. i cry. i cry. so no come to mango tree. no jump train. i love you. see another day. i no red frock. only green. you love me, you love me you green shirt. give i gift. i see you with pinkumol. where you go.. no talk to her. okay my dream also only you
Tintumon wrote a letter 2 bill gates: sir,i hav some questions 2 ask... 1.the keyboard alphabets r not in order,wen will u release the corrected version??? 2.there is start button,but nothing called stop,why???? 3.we learned ms word..wen will u release ms sentence????? 4.finally 1 personal question..... why is ur name gates ,even though u sell windows???????