Teacher: tintu mon, why r u so late daily? tintu son: i was obeying road signal. teacher: what signal ? tintu son: ”school a head, go slow”
“if the first button in a shirt is put wrong , then every button will be wrong.” ! ! this great lines said by ! ! ! ! ! tailor tintumon!
Dear, i love u. my dream i see u. every where u. u no, i live no. i come red shirt tomorrow. u love i, u come red frock. i wait down mango tree. u come mango tree. u no come, i jump train, sure come. yours lovely, tintumon ukg
Yo yo unni yo yo vavo.. dude gonna rok u babe yo o vava, hey rok u ponnuni, vavavo..” this is.. “remix of unni vavavo” by dj tintumon
Tintu: my dog brings newspaper daily every morning dundu mol: well, lots of dogs can do that tintu: but i had never subscribed a newspaper!
Tintu partcipating 100mtr race ref: ready 1 2 3 start tintu stood there ref askd: y ur not running? tintu: u said only 1 2 3 to start.i am in 4 track!!
Technology has its limitations. google may b the most powerful search engine but it can’t search my chappal i lost in temple on monday: tintumon
I am deleting ur no. from my phone bcoz i always send u msgs but u never replied. so good bye! (tintumon send this message to customer care.)
An english man and tintumon met while going to the toilet. english man: good morning, how do u do? tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do, and how do u do?
Tintumon’s wife was kidnapped the kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to tintumon demanded money. tintumon replied: i want more proof !
Teacher: your exam registration no. is 0z3a5x49 tintumon: i will pay 2000 rupees extra, please give me a fancy number