Tintu got promotion from clerk to manager he went home&told his wife in new style “you will sleep with manager today” wife fell unconscious
Teacher:- which tense is this “corruption stopped in india..!” . . . . . . . . . tintu: “future impossible tense..!”
Tintumon in iit exam hall. prove sin x = 6n tin2 cancelled ‘n’ from both sides. then six = 6 then wrote “hoped some standard questions. is this iit ? !”
Tintumon saved his girl frind number as battery low. so, whenever she calls & he not around, mom plugs his phone 2 charger unknowingly !!
Tintu mon traveling 1st time in plane, going 2 bangalore. while landing, he shouted “bangalore bangalore” air hostess: “be silent” tintu ok.”anglore anglore.”
Tintu in biology lab exam sir: see the bird’s leg & tell its name? tintu: i don’t know sir: u r fail.whats u r name? tintu: see my leg & tell my name !!
Indian statistical association says that 70% of girls in india are ready for sex before marriage. tintumon: my question is – ! ! ! ! ? ? where are these girls ?
British: indian’s r very backwrd in technology angry tin2 started shaking his lips british: wat r u doing? tin2: kissing ur wife via blue tooth!
English teacher: “who killed the cat?” begin this sentence with ” by…….” tintumon: by the by, who killed the cat?
Smartest thing tintu ever did: he changed all his passwords to ‘incorrect’ so when ever he 4gets, d computer will remind him ur password is ‘incorrect’
Tintu & his lover in a park&eating chips,luking romantically each other girl: what r u thinking dis moment? tintu: u r eating more chips than me