Ek din ek student school nahi jata toh teacher agle din usse poochti hai. teacher: “tum kal school kyun nahi aaye thhe?” student: “sir mehmaan aye hue thhe” teacher: “oh i see” student: “na ji agar o aayi hoti to main aaj bhi nahi aata“
Madam asked his student to get his fathers signature on his report card tomorrow. student bought his report card next day with a signature on it “@@@@@@@@@” madam hairani se: “yeh kaise signature hai?” student: “mere daddy ki jalebi ki dukaan hai, unka haath aise hi chalta hai.“
Collage computer lab ki basic problems ladkiyo ki problem ritu - sirrr...mera mouse kaam nhi kar raha hai frown.png krutika - mera computer hang ho gaya sir.. frown.png deepa - sir ye file copy kaise hogi ... ;-( sir - atta hun atta hu plz ro mat devil.png ----------- ladko ki problems sonu - abey ye net ki speed kon pi raha hai. pappu - abey ye golu ne torrent lagaya hua hai
Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.student: mujhe....??????? sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.. usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...???? student: 20. sir: kaise...???? student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!! teacher shocked student rocked
Jo lehron se takarate hai use tufan kahate hai , jo tufano se takarate hai use inssan kahate hai aur jo lohese jakar takrate hai use machanical engineer kahte hai...!!!
Teacher student se .tum bade hoker kya banoge student: dulha teacher:mera matlab hai kya hasil karoge student:dulhan teacher:oh, bade hoker mummy papa ke liye kya karoge student:bahu laonga teacher:nalayak, tumhare maa baap tum se kya chahte hai student: pota
Wallet hai paise nahi, lecturer hai attendence nahi, cell hai balance nahi, frnds hai girl friend nahi, exam hai tension nahi, padhna hai mood nahi.
Teacher: can u tel the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into student's lives? stud: smo-king drin-king & bun-king
Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? student: any vegetable. teacher: how? student: just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.
Worlds sweetest and best kind of sleeping are: 1-sleeping on lover's shoulder when we are alone. 2-sleeping on moms lap when we are so tired. 3-sleeping with open eyes when the teachers are lecturing....
Teacher: here is a math problem. if your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have? student: a heart attack.
Teacher ne bachho ko samjhane ke liye usnke ek sawal puhca. teacher: “batao bacho sabse jyada nasha kis cheez mein hota hai?” pappu: “mam books mein” teacher: “wo kaisi?” pappu: “unko kholte hi neend aane lag jati hai“