Teacher class mein pappu se puchti hai. teacher: “india mein kitne mahapurush paida hue hai?” pappu: “india mein mahapurush to kya purush bhi paida nahi hue, sab bacche hi paida huwe hai“
Teacher pappu se puchhta hai. teacher: “tumhare papa kya karte hai?” pappu: “sir, wo roz galiyaan khaate hai” teacher: “kya matlab hai tumahara?” pappu: “ji, wo customer care executive hai“
Pehla question dekh kar wah ? wah ? wah ? wah ho gayi, teen line likh kar 100 no. ki chah ho gayi. doosra(2nd) question dekhkar darne laga dil, 50(pachas) no. ana bhi lagne laga mushki. teesra(3rd) question dekh kar gale me atka dam, 30(tees) no. ane ka bhi chance hua khatm. chotha(4th) question dekhkar ud gaye mere hosh. khali copye choddkar ho gaya me behosh. panchwa question dekhne ki nobat hi na ayi, jab se parchi tapak gayi me pakda gaya bhai- me pakda gaya bhai.
*le teacher : paani nahi hoga to log, kaise mar jaaenge? *le me : paani nahi hoga to log tair nahi paayenge . . tair nahi paaenge to doob jaenge . . aur dub kr mar jaaenge xd!!!
Teacher: wo kaun sa department hai jisme aurat kaam nahi kar sakti..?? . . . student: fire brigade.. . . . . teacher: wo q..?? . . . . . . student: aurato ka kaam aag lagana hai, bujhana nahi..
Teacher - students sab se kahe ki ab tum sab barde class me zaoge isliy sab log ab man laga ke padhna... sawmartinant - teacher se, par anitavson toh chasma laga ke padhta hai.
Teachar: love hota hai ya karna padta hai.? boy: it depends ladki sundar ho aur scooty per ho to ho jata hai, par ladki badsurat ho aur bmw me ho to karna padta hai.
Science teacher student se puchhta hai. teacher: “water ka formula batao?” student: “h2o+mgcl2+caso4+alcl3+naoh+ hno3+h2so4+hcl+co2” teacher: “ye kya hai?” student: “sir ye municipality ka pani hai“
Teacher : sabse zayada izzat kiske paas hai...? student : shakti kapoor , prem chopra , gulshan grover ke paas... teacher : vo kaise...? student : mam kyuki inhone ne hi sabse zayada izzat luti hai....!
Samunder bhar syllabus hain, nadi bhar padh pate hain, balti bhar yaad reheta hain, mug bhar likh pate hain, chullu bhar number aate hain, aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge. student: woh sab jhoot hai sir. teacher: kyu? student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate