Master class mein bachho ko samajha raha tha, master: “agar koi apni baat doosre ko na samjha sake to wo chxtiya hota hai” pappu: “sir ji, kya matlab main samjha nahi“
1 bache ne class me potti kr di teacher ne us ko rs. 50 k jurmane ki parchi thama di. bacha: ye kya hai? teacher: rs. 30 potty k or rs. 20 susu k. bache ne jeb me hath dala or rs. 55 nikale. teacher: ye jyada q ? bacha: vidhya ke mandir me baitha hu jhoot nhi bolunga.......... ek paad bhi mara tha 5 us ke.....
Teacher: bade ho kar tum kya karoge? student: ji shaadi. teacher: mera matalab, kya banoge? student: ji dulha. teacher: are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge? student: ji dulhan.
Principle :all students must try to get above 96% student: no maam we will try for100%. principle: are you joking student:who started joking first
Ek pathan ka school mein 7th class mein new addmission howa. teacher ne usse puchha: “beta, batao abdul qalam kon hai?” pathan: “hum ko kya pata, hum to school mein naya hai“
Kamaal ka sawaal: . . . teacher: bataao khet me tatti kartey . waqt pehle susu kyu aata hai ?? . student: taaki paad maartey waqt mitti na uddey....!!
Teacher: spell ambulance? student: a.... m.... b.... u.... teacher: faster!!!! student: wew! wew! wew! wew! wew...
Ek student roz roz maths k teacher ko phone lagata.. teacher's wife :- kitni baar bataya... k woh mar chuke hai. fir baar baar phone kyu karte ho....?? student :- sun ke acha lagta hai..
Life of the college student, wallet hai paise nahi, lecturer hai attendence nahi, cell hai balance nahi, frnds hai girl friend nahi, exam hai tension nahi, padhna hai mood nahi.
Which is the most beautiful feeling in this world..?? . . when u r trying 2 look at ur frnd.... and u find dat ur frnd isalready luking at u.... . . location-''examhall''paas krade yr......!!
Quite interesting six things boys do in exam hall:.. 1. counting no of girls... 2. sighting the lady superviser... 3. counting how many windows&doors... 4. seeing the brand nameof thepen... 5. feelings for wastingyesterday'snight by not studying... 6. think to study well atleast for next exam.. six things girls do in exam hall:(even they know or dont know). 1. write 2. write 3. write 4. write 5. write 6. write.