Short jokes teacher: socho agar prithvi par swarg aa jaye to, kya hoga? student: sir hum log swargwasi ho jayenge or kya.
*very confident reply* . teacher:if u tell me that where is god then i'll give u 100 rps. . student:i'll give u 200 rps if u tell me any place where god doesn?t exist...
Maths teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the. student: aate honge bhai. tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!
A cute xcuse: teacher-y r u late? student-mom & dad were fighting. teacher-so wht mks u late if dey wr fightng? student-1shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
Movies of school life : classes- bardasht. attendance- hera pheri. class room- no entry. teacher- janidushman. exam- evil dead. examiner- don. frnd during paper- hum aapke hai kaun? viva- encounter. marking- andha kanoon. exam time- qayamat. cheating- lage raho munna bhai. question paper- ek paheli. answer paper- kora kagaj. result- sadma. pass- chamatkar. fail- devdas. future- na tum jano na hum.
Mistake mistake mistake . . if a barber makes a mistake its a new style..!! . . if a politician makes a mistake its a new law..!! . . if a scientist makes a mistake its a new invention..!! . . if a tailor makes a mistake its a new fashion..!! . . if a teacher makes a mistake its anew theory..!! . . if a student makes a mistake its a"mistake" esaaa kyun hai, saada haqqq ethee rakh
Teacher: 1 book 1 book? student: 2 books teacher: 2 books 2 books? student: 4 books teacher: (hun ik aukha question)! 61,789,365 books 23,678,989 books?? student: library pa1
Teacher in exam :- udas kyun ho..?? kya pen, pencil, roll no. bhul gye....!! . . . . . . . . . student:- dimag khrab mat kr yha main galat subject padhke aa gya, tuje pen pencil ki padi hai....!! b+
Hum kabhi padh na sake kyuki padhai sirf do wajahse hoti hai 1=shok se 2=dar se faltu ke shauk ham palte nahi aur darte to ham kisi k baap se bhi nahi?
Girl to teacher: ye pyaar kya hota hai sir ?? . teacher: jab tum badi ho kar achi ladki banogi to tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega. . . girl: agar achi na bani to ? . . . teacher: to bohat saray milenge
Teacher: “johnny, “tamso ma jyotir gamya” shalok ka kya matlab hai?” johnny: “tum so jao maa, main jyoti se milne jaa raha hoon“ "teacher shoked johnny rocked"
10th calss ke exams chal rahe the, paper bhi hard tha aur examiner bhi bahut hi strict tha. cheating karne ka koi bhi moka nahi de raha tha, bar-bar round pe round laga raha tha. achanak pappu ne ek chit likh kar examiner ko di. examiner chup-chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya, aur exam ke end tak utha hi nahi. exam khatam hote hi sari class pappu ke paas aa gayi aur puchha: “abe kamal kar diya, tune esa chit pe kya likha tha?” papu haste hue bola: “bas yahi ki sir, pichhe se aapki pant phati hui hai“