"wo mud mud ke dekh rehe the hume" "hum mud mud ke dekh rehe the unhe" "wo hume hum unhe" "hum unhe wo hume" "kyoki exam mai na unhe kuch aata tha na hume.
Kash koi exam rerult ka insurance kar deta to har exam k pehle premium bhar deta, pass hota to thik varna insurance claim kar deta
Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h.. books h . notes h . time h . mauka h . or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu.. bs 1 hi bat ki kami h.. . . . . . . mood;-)
Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro pyar ko lath maro meri bat mano na chandramukhi na paro roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro
1st yr mbbs students were attending their 1st anatomy class. they all gathered around the table with real dead body. the professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor. the 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body's nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it. then he told the students to do the same. the students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's nose & tasted it. when everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :the most important 2nd quality is observation. i inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. now learn to pay attention all students : shitttt !! ?????
Teache"where is himalaya?" student: "madam, i dont know." teache"dont know?? stand on the desk." student: "i still cant see.
Ek nayi aayi lady teacher ne class ke baccho se unke maa baap kya kaam karte hai pocha ek choti ladki ne bataya ki uski mummy doctor hai golu ne bataya ki uske papa engineer hai ab pappu ki baari thi vo khada huva aur bola ki uski mummy call girl hai :d teacher bahot dayalu thi usse pappu par bahot daya aa rahi thi ussne pappu ko principal ke pass bhej diya :d 15min baad jab pappu vapas aaya to teacher ne usse pocha - tumne principal ko apni problem batayi beta?? pappu - ha batayi teacher - kya kaha unhone ?? pappu - unhone muje choclate diya aur meri mummy ka mobile number manga :d :d
Faddu joke... bacha teacher se:-aap mujhe acchi lagti ho, me aap se shadi karunga.. . . . . . miss gusse me:- mujhe bacho se nafrat hai.. . . . . . . bachha:" miss me koshish karunga bachhe na ho. baki sab upar wale ki marzi...
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai:" perfume earring suits flowers chocolates...!! . . aur ladke..?? . . ye le ladki ka number. bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye.
I kept ignoring her... . . . she smiled, . . . . . but i kept quiet. . . . . she began to speak, . but i didn't listen..... . . . . . . i was not interested at that time . . . . . and . when she began to leave, . . . . . i knew i needed her. . i started running behind her, . . . . . . . requesting.......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "ma'am attendance" . . . mam plz...plzz mam..
Engineering student: "mujhe sanskrit sikha do" . . . . . pandit: kyon ?? . . . . student: "devtao ki bhasha hai, swarg me kaam ayegi.." . . . pandit: agar narak mein gaya to ?? . . . . . . . . . engineering student: "galiya dene mein toh ph.d ki hai
Books best friend hoti hain . . . . . . . . . . . . bhagvan jane kis ki?? :o . . . . <('.')> )) .._//_.. mera tou khoon pi gai hain :d:/:d