Hello my son won't come to school today,he has fever. teacher: oh,who's speaking? boy: this is my father
Teacher: dunya mein kitny bare-azam hain? pathan: four teacher: kon kon sy? pathan: 1- quaid-e-azam 2- mughal-e-azam 3- sikandar-e-azam 4- mera chacha haji azam
Teacher class mein apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli . . . . ole ale.. mela beta duddu pi k doctor banega. . . . . . student- madam thoda hame bhi pila do, . medical store hi khol lenge...
Teacher ne ek student ko dante hue bola teacher: “tum itni galiyan kyun dete ho? dekho gali dene se kuch nahi milta” student: “sir, gali dene se encouragement milti hai” teacher: “ganta mera“
Ek sali apne jija k sath train me ja rahi thi. raat ko wo kafi der tak jija ko apne qisse sunati rahi, k, achanak jija ne puchha: "kya khayal hai aaj raat hum dono "miyan biwi" ki tarah guzaaren" sali sharmate hue boli: "ji..., jaise aap ki marzi" jija: "to chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
Ek class me lady teacher bachho ka haunsla badhane ke liye ek trick khelti hai lady teacher: “jin baccho ne 1 lesson yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 haath per kiss kare” kuch bacche teacher ke haath per kiss karte hai. lady teacher: “jin baccho ne 2 lesson yaad kiye hai woh mere dono gaal per kiss kare” kuch bacche teacher ke gaal per kiss karte hai. tabhi pappu bolta hai: “miss, bistar bicha lo” lady teacher: “kyun????” pappu: “mujhe puri book yaad hai“
Khud par sabse jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . . . . jab exam me kuch na aata ho, aur piche se teacher aake kahe, . . . . . . copy chupa lo piche wala dekh raha hai, . kasam se seena chauda ho jata hai . students thoko like..;(:d:d
School- apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala . tution- idhar chala mai udhar chala . maths- ajeeb dastan hai yeh . science- aa khusi se khudkushi karle . geography- musafir hoon main yaaro . economics-kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai . exam- zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai . result- jiya dharak dharak . pass- aaj mai upar asman niche . fail- jag suna suna lage...:d:d
Dad: jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega....??. jyotishi: aap uske table pe cigarette, beer, paiso ki gaddi aur books rakh do. unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. dad: ok agle din beta aaya. table dekhi. paiso ki gaddi utha ke jeb mein rakhi, cigarette pi, beer chhupa li, aur books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. . dad: us nalayak ne to sab kuch le liya! jyotishi: sir mubarak ho!! aapka beta engineer banega.. thoko like
1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h, writer- 6 months doctor- 2 months lawyer- 1 month medical student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge
Koi book aisi milti jis pe dil luta dete har subject ne dimag khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dete ab syllabs dekh kar ye sochte hen k 1 mahina or hota to dunia hila detey.
Bord exam me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "padhna-likhna tyag de dost, nakal pe rakh aas, odh rajai soja beta, rab karega paas!!... bolo parchivale baba ki jay.