We pronounce 22 as twenty two, 33 as thirty three, 44 as forty four, 55 as fifty five. then why not we say 11 as onety one? doubt by - last bench association.
Teacher: what is ur name......?? . student: nisaar . teacher: batao ki tum kaise paida hue......?? . . . . nisaar: jawani janeman, hasin dilruba, mile jo dil jawa,nisaar ho gaya....;):d:d
Teacher student say kahta hay ki, mene tumhay thappad mara iska future tense kya hoga ! tab student teacher say kahta hay ki, school kay baher aapki haddiya tod di jaygi !
Teacher pappu se tang aake ek din usko class mein khada karva ke boli. teacher: “pappu tum bahut badtameez hote ja rahe ho, batao kya saja dun tumhein?” pappu piche ki taraf dekh kar teacher se bola. pappu: “mam, wo ladki jo 2nd last seat pe bethi hai na, uske sath bathroom mein band kar do“
Dosto aaj ek choti si bat apne school time ki batata hun jab mein 9th mein tha. science ki class chal rahi thhi, aur hamari madam bahut hi achhi aur friendly nature ki thhi. madam ne ladkiyo ki row mein bethi ladkiyo ki taraf dekh kar pucha. madam: “can you tell me where is your heart exactly?” all girls shouted loudly: “hamara dil to "pappu" ke paas hai mam.” pahle to mujhe kuch samajh nahi aya aur jab aya to main sharma ke tamatar ki tarha lal ho gaya.
Teacher-"krrish 3" movie se... tum ko kya sikhne ko mila ? . . . . . . . kaminey student- aap achhi tarah se kiss karenge to chudail bhi apke pyar mein pad sakti hai ?
Pappu apne teacher se puchhta hai. pappu: “sir, jo kaam maine kiya hi nahi, kya uske liye mujhe sazaa milni chahiye?” teacher: “bilkul bhi nahi.” pappu: “sir, to maine aaj ka home-work nahi kiya.” :d
Student to god: hazaaro ki kismat tere haath thi agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . god: girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!
"madam ne ek sawal pucha, jiska jawab virat kohli se sun kar bechari sharam se pani pani ho gayi." english ki teacher class mein kohli se puchti hai. teacher: “chalo virat batao, jo sun na sake use kya kahenge?” virat kohli: “use mc, maa ke l_ode, bc, behen ka l_oda, kuch bhi keh do, konsa sun lega…“ :d:d
Exam ka saaya hai. exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paaya hai. . . duniya waale kehte hain aache number lao. phir inhe kaun samjhaaye ye sab moh maaya hai....
Teacher: "mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga.. ?? . . . . . . . studnet:"tu, saali haath laga k to dikha.. fir batata hu tera future kyahoga..
Principal 2 students: u people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. students:impossible sir!college is only for 6 hours!