Master : beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao, student : mota marta moti pe, bhukha marta roti pe, master ji ki hai do beti, aur mai marta hu chhoti pe
Teacher: larkiyan pori zindagi apne aap ko bachi q tasawwar karti hain? student: q k wo apni poori life “pamper” istemal karti hain…..!!!
Teacher: beta tum iss class me 3 saal se fail ho rahe ho. tumhari umar me shashtriji matric pass kar chuke the. student: sir,gyan mat bantiye. aapki umar me bhagat singh fansi chad chuke the!!!
Teacher: he gave me 14 and 15 rupees isko hindi me translate karo? girl sharmate: usne mujhe choda aur pandra rupey diye.
Tchr-gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila? stud-gandhiji ke katheen parishram je dwara hame agust 15 ko chutti mili teacher.
Teacher: tumhari zaat kia hai ? student: pehle ham butt thy, phir jutt hoye phir mirza ho gaye ab ho gaye darzi aor aagy ammi ki marzi..!
Result aa gaya aisa majak engg students k sath na karen. janlewa ho sakta hai student union dwara janhit me zari..!
Best 3 comedy lines in student life.. 1)plzzz..don't disturb i want 2 study! 2)no class,den lets go 2 library! & d best 1 is- 3)sir,i hv a question! :-)
Teacher- beta ranjhna aur aashiqi 2 se, hame kya shiksha milti hai? beta- yahi ki cigret aur sharaab se to, bacha ja sakta hai, par ladki saali nipta kar hi manegi.
Teacher: machchhar k katne se maleria hota hai aids kyu nahi ? student: qki machchhar dunk marta hai g@@nd nahi...
Teacher: jawani or burhapay mai kia farq hota hai? . student: jawani mai mobile mai haseeno ke numbers hotay hai, owr burhapay mai hakeemo ke
Breaking news for cbse board 12th students chemistry exam leaked click on the site mentioned below . . . . faltu ke chu**yape pe dhyaan mat do 12th waaalon pad lo chup chap....;):d:d