College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo. sir: thora ruko aram se longa. girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....
Teacher: you call your mother as mum. what will you call your mother’s younger sister & elder sister? student: so simple, i’ll call them minimum & maximum
Class mein teacher ne pappu ko bola teacher: “active se passive mein badlo. bache jab sunsan jagah pe jate hai to haadso ko janam dete hai?” pappu: “sunsan jagho pe hue haadse hi bacho ko janam dete hai“
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti, bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti ye engineering college hai mere dost yahan bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.
A question to a sleeping student teacher-who invented stream engine student-what sir teacher- its right it was james watt. lol lol lol lol lol
Aik bachy ko samjh nae araha tha k chuti k leay keya kahe! akhir us sy teacher sy kaha k muje apny dada ki shadi k leay chuti chaheay. teacher is phocha: wo es umer mein shadi keyu kr rahe hain? lerky ny kaha: sir! wo to nahi kr rahe. main zaberdasti krwa raha hn :-d
Examiner:y r u under tension? did u forget admit card,id,or calculator? studnt:no sir! by mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s cheating material today.
Student shayari: aasman me kali ghataa chai hai, aaj phir princpal se maar khai hai, sab kehte hai sudhar jaa, par kya kare aaj madam phir katrina kaif ban ke aaye hai
Teacher- nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo k saath itni baate kyu karta ha . . .. . . student:- madam mai garib hu mere internet free nahi hai
Teacher: mujhe 15 fruits ke naam batao? pathan: apple teacher: good 14 aur. pathan: grapes teacher: shabash 13 aur pathan: mango teacher: exellent 12 aur pathan: 1 darjan keley
Teacher to electronis student: “naade” ko english mein kya kehte hain? student: p.h.d. teacher: kya matlab? student: pajama holding device. ;-)
Ek hath me pen, dusre me phone, ek kan lecture par, dusra gossip pe, ek eye board par, dusri lover par, kaun bola student life is easy? students r very busy.