Teacher:who wants to go to heaven? everybody raised their hands except me!! teacher asks me:"why?" i said: "mom said; come directly home after college.."k
Great qualities of students: 1. consistency : once a zero, always a zero. 2. voice modulation : attendence in 5 different volumes. 3. prsentation sill : presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions. 4. art : designing classroom tables. 5. stamina : tolarate teachers for 90 min leactures. 6. peripheral vision : checking out a girl and guy sitting behind. 7. humanity : giving others chance 2 top.
Teacher: how old is your dad? student: he is as old as i am! teacher: how is it possible? student: because he became a dad only after i was born.
Teacher: which is your native place? student: maharastra madam. teacher: can you spell it? student: actually my native place is goa.
Teacher: which one is closer, sun or australia? student: sun teacher: why? student: we can see the sun all the time, but can't see australia.
Teacher: tomarrow there will be a lecture on pluto and neptune. everyone must attend it. student: sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.
Teacher: you are late today shan. shan: sir, i obeyed a sign. teacher: what sign? shan: college ahead, drive slow.
Teacher was beating a kid, then principal walks into the corridor and asks her why she is beating the kid teacher: i asked him to write a paragraph on gandhi, he was written it on pooja gandhi.
Teacher: what's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? student : the school bus!
Teacher: did your parents help you with these homework problems? student: no, i got them all wrong by myself!
Khatrnak student…. :p master to student: a b c d se shuru hone wale alphabets se sentence banao.. ?? . . . . . . . . student: a=apni b=beti ka c=cell number d=dijiye… :d
Master: how old is ur father? pappu: as old as i am. master: how is it possible? pappu: he became father only after i was born. teacher ne bachon se kaha “jab ham student they to bohat laiq they” aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha “ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”