Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao… chota santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10. teacher: 6 kaha hai.? . . . . . santa: aaj subah t.v pe news me bata raha tha: ‘ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’
3rd class ka baccha: madam main apko kaisa lag raha hu? madam: so sweet… baccha: to mai apne mummy papa ko kab bheju apke ghar ? madam: kyu ? baccha: baat age badhane ke liye .. madam: ye kya bakhwass hai..! . . . baccha: tution ke liye… kya madam app bhi na kasam se wattsapps padh padh ke bigad gyi ho..
Heart touching….! kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein darr lagta tha, aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!! kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi, aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!! kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi, aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal jaate hai..!! pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the, aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai..!! ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha, or aaj tension soulmate lagta hai..!! ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal mein manana to roz ka kam tha, aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte tak kho jate hai..!! sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!! na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana diya…..!
2 well dressed engineers went to an expensive restaurant, ordered 2 drinks then got sandwiches from their.. own briefcases & proceeded to eat them. waitress: sorry, sirs, but you cannot eat your own food here! its against the rules here. the engineer exchanged sandwiches & continued their meals.. only engineers can easily find solution… proud 2 b a engineer :d
Hum pencil ka istemal karte the jab chhote the. par ab pen istemal karte hai. aapko pata hai kyun..?? kyun ki bachpan me galtiya mit sakti thi par ab nahi.
Question :- what is love and explain in details (40 marks) answer: mba student's answer: love is life. (marks : 10 from 40) bcom student's answer : love is pain. (marks : 10 from40) engineering student's answer : definition: a serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated types: 1 sided & 2 sided age: usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age symptoms: tension daydreaming insomnia phone addiction diagnosis by: diary photos mobile treatment: anti-love therapy by father's shoe or mother's sandal...... (marks 40 from 40) excellent !
Pappu ek din class mein ek gadha le kar aaya. madam ne ye dekh kar hairani se puchha: “iss ko saath kyun laye ho?” pappu: “mam, aap ne hi to kaha tha, ki aap ne kayi gadhon ko insaan banaya hai, ab ise bhi bana ke dikhao.“
Teacher: cow hamari mata hai.. . . (school k bahar 1 cow road pe ghum rhi thi) . . . . pappu : sir..sir.. baahar aapki mummy awara "saando" k sath ghoom rahi hai !!
Ek acchi baat ho gayi jindagi me... . . . . . . . . . . . . k padhai puri ho gayi . whats app aane ke pehle..
Top3 college rules. 1. be quite in the class becs other are sleeping 2. carry books, it works as pillow 3. keep the campus clean so be absent
Two things always troubles a student . love: lot of words but no dare to express.. exams: lots of dare but no words to express...
Maths sir: a = b, b = c, so a = c. prove this method with example. student: sir i love u. u love ur daughter. so i love ur daughter. . . .