Midnyte coffee... long chats... bunking classes... fighting 4 marks... tears 4 love... jst do everything for frnds... people call it "collage"... but v call it ""cool age"" in whole lyf... so njoyyy teen age our cool age...;-);-)
School life: wo big gang of frnds? wo boring uniforms? wo cycle se school jana? wo silly fights? wo teachers k naam rakhna?? wo group photos?? wo homework na kar k jana?? wo roz ki pnishmnt? wo p.t periods?? wo rocking annual days? so many hands in a single lunch box? horrer xams?? remarkable marks?? terror report card?? self parents signature? lovable trips?? wo bachpan ka pehla pyar? wo summer holidays ka intezar?? wo aakhri board xam? wo farewell? wo sab ka bichad jana..? ?school?life is just a heaven?? send to all your friends to rmember your school life once again.? ?
In exam student wrote in answer sheet.. . "gaai hamari mata hai hume kuch nahi aata hai" . teacher wrote a note.. . "bail hamara baap hai marks dena paap hai"..!
Teachaer 2 boy, 1 taraf paisha hai dosri taraf dimag,, to tum keya loge, boy = paisha, teachaer = main hoti to simag leti, boy = jis ke pash jo nahi hota wo wahi leta,
Teacher - sania mirza kaun hai? me - tennis player teacher - very good. aur sunny leone? me- t ki jagah p laga do.
Teacher : "lofer" aur "offer" main kya farak hai?? student : very simple mam, agar ladka "i love you" . . . . . bole to "lofer" aur ladki bole to offer.
Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count karke batao... . student: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10. . teacher : 6 kaha hai.? . . student: aaj subha t.v pe news bata raha tha: "ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai...!!"
Teacher- i love you ka janam kaha hua. boy- china me, qki iski na koi warranty he or na koi gurranty, chale to chand tak, nahi to shaam tak...!
G.k.class lady teacher to boy: 11 fruits k naam batao? boy: 2 aapke aam 2 pooja k amrood 2 shanti k tarbuz 2 neha k santre 2 pinki k nimbu aur 1 mera kela..!!
Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh n aye to 1 gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho?
Teacher: insan wo h jo 1 dusre k kaam aaye. student: lekin exam k waqt na to aap khud insan bante ho aur na dusro ko ban ne deti ho
Version.. for students . book se hu dur lekin exam se majboor... dil ko sataye ye teacher ka noor . ha baat ye sachi aj usko batau.. mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau, bas pass hone ke liye mai ye answer likte jau... din raat hi mai ye book rat'te jau.. book aur guide mai dekhu vari vari. ji krda book fad du mai sari ki sari :p:-p:-p:-d:-d