Why students fail in acca exam because question how many balls are thrown in 1 over student 6 times examiner wrong, one ball is thrown 6 times
Teacher- bachcho, ummeed ki hadd kyaa hoti hai.?? student- jab koi 99 saal ki budhhiya mobile shop par jaakar ye kahe- ''bhaiya, lifetime sim de do.'
Teacher: tell ohm,s law ? student: i don't know full, i just know last part of it.. teacher: ok. tell that only. student: this is called ohm,s law... =p
A teacher asked a boy - do you know numbers ? boy : my dad taught me . teacher : what comes after 5 ? boy : 6 teacher : after 7? boy : 8 teacher : very good . after 10 ? boy : a jack !!!
A thermometer is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a degree without having a brain! :p a silent msg f0r all studnts-)
According to newtons 4th law fo8c3R exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
Maths teacher asked ali: if you have 12chocolates and you give 5 to sarah, 3 to aysha and 4 to farah what will you get? ali replied:3 new girl frendz!
Teacher: kal school kyo nahi aaye the? . ladka: bird flu tha. teacher: ye to birds me hota hai.! ladka(gusse se) : aadmi samjha hi kab hai aapne.?? roz to murga bana dete ho.
Teachers : batao chintu duniya mein kitne desh hai ? chintu - sir 1 desh hai,bharat teacher - wo kaise ? chintu - sir mera bharat desh hai aur baki sub videsh hai.....
Teacher : raju tu fir se let aa gaya raju : to ? teacher : tumhare dost to jaldi aa gaye to tum q let aaye ? raju: sir bhid mein to sukar ate hai. sher hameshya akela ata hai......... ha ha ha.........
Stdntz strike agr 1akela techer, saare subject nhi padha sakta to aisi ummid kyu karte h ki 1 student saare subject padhe? jago studntzz jago