Teacher: “i killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. jhonny: the future tense is “u will go to jail
Teacher : correct the sentence, “a bull and a cow is grazing in the field” student : “a cow and a bull is grazing in the field” teacher : how? student : ladies first.
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school he wrote:- “drive carefully! don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”
Teacher: what is skeleton? student: sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Teacher says to student, in algebra a=b & b=c. it means a=c. now give relevant example. student: sir, i love you & you love your daughter, it means that i love your daughter.
Teacher: what should be in a book to make it a bestseller? boy: a girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Dhoom 3 fever : "bandeh hai hum college ke,hum pe syllabus ka zor ! journals aur assignments, dikhe chaaro ore. iraade hai faulaadi, himmati har kadam.. apni kts clear karne, aaj chale hai hum." ???
Teacher - pappu 1 kahani sunao moral ke sath. . papu - mene usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. phir usne mujhe phone kiya tab me so raha tha. moral - jaisi karni waisi bharni.
Teacher to student which is the biggest bird that can fly student elephant teacher are you crazy what does your father do student he is mqm supporter teacher oh my son your answer is absolutely right
Teacher: do mai sai do nikale tou kitnai bachai? student :hum ko sawal samjh nai aaya teacher :agar tumhare pas do rotiyan then aur tum dono kha gai tou kya bacha? student: saalan
Engineering students in maths class student: why do we learn this? teacher: to save lives from student how? teacher: by restraining you from going to medical colleges