2 years of fun and joyful college life comes to an end in a few months, there after no silly jokes in middle of class, no bunking , no cultural fun, no bits to pass, no stupid talks in class.
Teacher: “can anyone give me an example of coincidence?” student: “sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Brilliant answers given by students: q. in which battle did tipu sultan die..? a. his last one..!! q. how do you stop acid indigestion..? a. stop drinkin acid..!! q. where was the declaration of independence signed..? a. at the bottom of the page.!! q. what’s the main reason for divorce..? a. marriage..!!!
Teacher: tell me ohm’s law student: i dont know full i just know the last part of it teacher: ok tell that student: this is called ohm’s law.
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Teacher: all idiots stand up. a boy stands up. teacher: so u are an idiot? boy: no. i can’t bear u standing alone madam..
Teacher: what shape is the earth? student: i don’t know. teacher: well! what kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? student: square ones. teacher: no, i mean the ones she wear on sunday. student: round teacher: then, what shape is the earth? student: square on weekdays and round on sundays.
When i was studying in school days my teachers were wearing sun glasses. you know why? because, . . . . . i was a bright student.
A teacher told all students in a class room “write an essay on a cricket match” all were busy writing except one boy. he wrote “due to rain, no match!”
Teacher: how do you differentiate “wife” & “mother” student: before marriage we sleep with “mother” & after marriage we sleep with our “wife”.
Principle said to students: you people must sleep at least 7 hours a day. students: impossible sir! college is only for 6 hours!
A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said, “head, i go to sleep.” tail, i watch a movie. if it stands on the edge i’ll study :p