Father to his son- how was the paper? son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. father- acha,aur baki? son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo, khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo, kyu drte ho result se result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.
We had many options 4sucide . . . poison . . . hanging by neck . . . jumping frm a building coming under a train . . . but wechose ‘engineering’ tadap tadap k marenge
Journal entry for love : girlfrnd a/c dr.. to petrol a/c to cash a/c to gifts a/c to recharge a/c (being luv expenses incurred & the boyfrnd declared insolvent) send to all commerce students.. we will create journal entry for anything -commerce student always rocks..! ;)
1: kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen. 2: humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga. 3: agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao. 4: ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai. 5: kabhi viva na do kyun ke beizzati ke do(2) number se izzat ke zero(0) ache. ~best of luck~ ~~
Teacher- isko hindi me translate karo.. hey frnds, look a beautiful girl is standing there.. . . .. . . . . student : wo dekho saalo , tumhari bhabhi khadi hai….
Sweet ans. by child in school teacher: what is your mother’s name? kid: kabhi naam nahi puchha, bas.. pyar se maa kehta hu.
A student who made his teacher cry. 'a teacher told one of his lazy student 'if you bring me a handful of the dust of paradise, you'll be a successful student'' the next day, the little boy came with a handful of dust and gave it to his teacher. the teacher became angry and said 'are you kidding me?! the student answered with his tears in his eyes. 'this dust was under the feet of my mother, didn't you teach us that the paradise lies under the feets of our mothers?? ♥
Teacher: whats the difference between "like & love" student: when you like a flower, u just pluck it..! but, when you love a flower, u water it daily....!! that's love..
Koi wada na kar koi irada na kar, padh padh kr khud ko aadha na kar, wo dega utna hi jitna uska mood hai, "gtu" se umeed tu jyada na kar.
Truth of college life a first bench student knows the answer of every problem. but the last bench student knows how to face every problem!
Dedicated to all friends: so many subjects in 1 little year, so many hands in 1 tiffin box, so many calls on 1 birthday nights, so many tears for 1 single fight, so many memories in 1 single heart, that’s …….. a whole lifetime in just 3 years