Gujre hue egjaam ko yaad na karna, answer sheet me jo likha hai uski fariyaad na karna, jo hoga wo hoga, uski fikra me apni holidays barwad na karna. . . !
Agr akela techer, sare subject nhi padha sakta to aisi ummid kyu karte h ki 1 student sare subject padhe? jago stdntzz jago.
College life: wallet he, paise nahi. lecture he, attendance nahi. cell he, balance nahi. frands he, lovernahi exam he, tension nahi padhna he, par saala mood nahi....
Student's life whole year :- (',')> _/)( <"\_ disco deewane 'aaa haa' last 2 days before xam : - (',')__ _ /_/<'l shirdi wale sai baba tere dar pe aaya hoon!
Ye dosto ki mehfil ye rato ko jagna.. gaaliyan sunke hasna phir juta leke piche bhagna bhabhi/jiju bolke dost ki gf/bf ko chidana ek samose mein 10 tukde baatna pagalo ki tarah dusre ka dimag chatna.. mar khake fir muskurana.. kharch karna h par paise chupate h.. ye sab ek din kho jayega.. jivan shayad tanha ho jayega.. fir bhi hum muskuraya karenge.. aur apne dosto ko galiyan de kar fir bulaya karenge..
'wo choti choti baton pe ruth jana, wo ruthe huye ko or bhe satana, wo kabhi bhe parh kar na jana, jo teacher puche to topiyan pehnana, wo class mai beth kay gappey lagana, wo ek dosre ko qisse sunana, na hi wo din rahenge or na phir laut kar ayenge, na tafreeh, na wo dost, na wo batain :-( agar kuch reh jayega to bus yaadain :- ( !!
Teacher 2 student: semester system ke fayde batao...??? . . . . . . student: fayde to pata nahi. par beizatti saal me 2 baar ho jaati hai...!!!
Height of respect: . . hum sirf ye soch kar apni answer sheet khaali chhod aate hain ke kahi teachers ye na kahein, . . . . . . . . . . "dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawaab dete hain" :p . . sanskar you know..!! x) :p
Jab class mai hum boys hasi-majaak kare tab mere ek sir ka reaction.. "kya hai..kyn itni jyaada hasi aa rahi hai... koi joke yad a gaya kya..get out tumhari attendance nahi lagegi"!!! aur jab ladkiya hass rahi ho tab : "arey kya baatein ho rahi hain aaj? kyun itna hass rahe ho? zara humein bhi toh bataiye!!! :p ;) sale thurky teachers hote the sab;-d
Life of a student: wallet hai, paise nahi lecture hai, attendance nahi mobile hai, balance nahi friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi exam hai, tension nahi padhna hai, lekin saala mood nahi!
Teacher:- homework kyu nahi kiya? student:- tv dekh raha tha... mood nahi tha... teacher:-(slap) batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? student:-kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye.... jab sach sun bhi na paye.... sach koi bole to tu niyam kanun bataye... tera dar, tera pyar, teri wah, tu hi rakh, rakh saali...... sadda haq aithe rakh.... sadda haq aithe rakh....