What is fear ? ? fear is that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!
A first bench student knows "to avoid the problems" but only the last bench students has the ability to "face the problem"
Cheating in xams is d best xercise 4 ur reflexes.. . 1. ur eyes roll 2 c d answer sheet of ur seat-mate. 2. ur ears bcom sensitive, even 2 d softest whispers 2 get wat ur seatmate says. 3. ur neck stretches either ways 2 search 4 clues. 4. ur hand copies d answer faster dan ever
Silence is d best answer for all questions smile is d best reaction in all situations unfortunately both never help in any exam, viva, review & interview :p
Class room is like a train . . . . . . . 1st two benches r reservedfor vip . . nxt two benches r general coach . . . then . last two benches r vry demanded. . . . . . bcz its."sleeper coach" :p :d
Student's life is like english moviesxp | school = jurassic park.. :) principal = king kong.. :p vice principle = hulk.. :o teachers = aliens.. =p class guys = planet of apes..:p class gals = charlies angels..♥ syllubus = deep blue sea :) exam = mission impossible =p invigilator = terminator.. :) result = 2012 ..(end of the world) =p
The best "oopss!" moment of college life... when the teacher is luking for someone to answer the question & you accidentaly make an eye-contact !! :-p
The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is.. . . . . . . typin msgs widout looking at dphone.!! :-p
Air & students have d same mentality:( : : u know how? : : : : both are turning d book's pages without reading.
Hothon pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate, sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate.. udne do parindon ko abhi shokh hawa mein, fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate..!!
Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai: . . books hai notes hai time hai aur hausla to itna he ke jab chahe padh ke top kar sakta hu, bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai, . . . "mood" saala banta hi nai.
Ek student ko apni life mein, khud par sabse jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . jab usko exam mein kuch na aata ho, aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? copy chhupa lo pichhe wala dekh raha hai.... . . kasam se seena choda ho jata..