In a school function: a lkg boy started closing his ears with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, others asked him why r u closing ur ears, he replied: hey dudes she is my lover, she-ll start d speech as my dear brothers and sisters...
8 semesters are there 80gb syllabus 80mb we study 80kb we remember 80 bytes we answer binary marks we get, the degree finally we get is be that is brain empty (b.e)
Difference between insult & achievement if you cry seeing your question paper its an insult, but if you make your teacher cry seeing your answer paper its achievement.….!!!!
Math teacher : if a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life. student : i love you sir and you love your daughter which means i love your daughter.
Studies are of two types.... 1st) difficult subjects which can't be studied.... 2nd) easy subjects that doesn't need 2 b studies.... thats how college students study :)
Wana b 1st in class? tips: 1- wake up evryday at 5 am. 2- drink tea or coffee. 3- go 2 college at 6.00am nobody wil b there. u r 1st in class..!
4m ragging to being seniors, 4m strangers to being frnds, 4m having crush to falling in love, 4m being freaks 2 being d dudes n dudettes, 4m joys to tears,this s the journey frm first to second year! njoy the last few months as juniors.. dese r special days of our life !!
Universal truth we learnt: "sun rises in the east". fact: "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!" moral:- "education ruins us!!!"
What i learned during classes in school : how to yawn without opening mouth. how to sleep with eyes open. how to text without looking at the cell phone. . how to eat lunch without moving mouth. how to pretend that we are understanding each and every word of teachers. . !!
The most difficult task for a student is......? 1) waiting for the lecture to end 2) stop laughing at teacher...:d 3) controlling sleep in class 4) attending class without bunking :p 5) studying 6) all of the above 7) to behave like a student :e 8) to reach class before attendance :-l 9) to bear a dumb teacher :/ 10) to tackle crazy teachers..!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. it functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. it functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
If in examination hall during d exam u feel tht d paper is tough, dont worry. just close ur eyes, take a deep breath n say 2 urself "dis is a very interesting subject. i want to study it one more year"