Sanskrit teacher : what is the meaning of ‘tamaso-ma jyotir-gamaya‘???? student : tum so jaao maa, mein jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon…
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya hai. student- iska matlab ki tiger vegetarian hai !!
Maths question paper. 1.prove that 100=6 .. students said, "out of syllabus". engg students simply start answering. let a=b then multiply both side by 94 94a=94b (100-6)a = (100-6)b 100a-6a=100b-6b 100a-100b = 6a-6b 100 (a-b) = 6 (a-b) 100=6 jai engg!
I hate studies, but luv technology. i flirt wid flirters, but i respect lovers. world can't change me, but i can change da world. i don't have books in hand, but i have revolutionary ideas in mind. i'm da rarest race on earth.. meet me i'm a back bench student!!!!
College life: 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol...:p . exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...! . sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...! . principal call for insult, 6 gangster & all r saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja...! . 1 girl, 6 frnds & all r saying, teri bhabhi teri bhabhi...! . everything stupid but sumthing sensible like friendship.
One fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends, teases & funs, sms, wont have time 4 ourselves, on such a day, you-ll luk outside ur window alone & see da gud old memories flash you by nd you-ll get a smile wid a tear in ur eyez nd you-ll turn bak 2 ur work thinkin.. i wish i could go back... dis msg is 2 al my frndz who helped 2 create such memories, thank u 4 being a part of it.. miss u all.
College memories: one sided love, silent mode mobiles, bus stand comedies canteen foods, escape from seminars, last period galataas, birthday treats, last minute preparation, over night study for next day exam, friend-family functions, internal marks problem, mass bunk for a film, waiting for feb14, shortage of pocket money and attendance those day willnever come again
1 hand on pen othr on phone, 1 ear on lecture othr on gossip, 1 eye on board othr on crush, who told college life is easy..:-)
Many yrs have passed millions of tomorrow gone but still a hope remains in all students dat . . . . we will study tomorrow definitly..:-)
Send me ur msgs only at these timings.. morning 6am-12pm noon 12pm-4pm evening 4pm-8pm night 8pm-6am besides dese timing i-ll b studying.plz cooperate!!