Raat ko padhte padhte.. ek khayal aaya . . . . pen uthaya aur paper, aur ek nayi equation banayi .. . . . . bed + rajai = bhaad mein jaye padhai! students thoko like
Research says that: girls take 3 days to judge a boy, whether she likes him or not. but boys take only three seconds..!! … 1st second: kya ladki hai yaar 2nd second: mast hai yaar 3rd second: bhai mujhe pyar ho gaya
-they said class 10 is very important. – i believed and studied…but they lied… -they said +2 is very important. – i believed and studied…but they lied… . . – now they say semester exams are important… – i say “i’m studying…” this time……. they believed and i lied…
Principal: school ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? little cute sardar student: sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Paper ki roti, notes ka aachar, books ki chatani, question ki bahar, teachers ki dushmani,doston ka pyaar, mubarakh ho aapako aanewala exams ka tyohar…
Students exam me padhte hai dar dar ke students exam me padhte hai dar dar ke fir b fail hote h chahe likhe page bhar bhar ke.
Sir – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai? boy – sir … haathi sir – nalayak! tera baap kya karta hai? boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai. sir – shabash! !! bachho likho haathi.. sahi jawab..
Teacher : agar tmhara dost or gf boat me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge ? pappu : marne do dono ko..! teacher : kyu.? . . . pappu : saale dono 1 sath 1 boat mein kar kya rhe the..
A pakisitani boy got admission in an american school. teacher: what’s your name? boy: ahmad teacher: no, now you are in america your name is johny from today. boy went home. mom asked: how was the day ahmad? boy: i am an american now call me johnny. mom & dad both got offended and beat him up. next day he was back to school, all bruised . teacher: what happened johnny? . . . boy: ma’am, just 4 hours after i became american, i was attacked by two pakistanis..!
Teacher :- mein tumse ek sawal punchunga tum uska jawab dena badmash baccha :- sawal to batao teacher :- batao 2+2=? badmash baccha :- 2+2=5 teacher :- wo kaise . . . . . . . . . . . . badmash baccha :- galti se
”swarg sabko jana hai, par marna koi nahi chahta.” boley to.. saala top sabko karna hai, par padhna koi nahi chahta…!kyu sahi kaha na………?