Teacher: u failure! at ur age, manmohan singh stood54c first in the class. pappu: sir, at ur age, hitler committed suicide.
Teacher: how does blood reach yr brain? pappu: simple. direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
Study=dont fail dont study=fail adding above equal to study+dont study=fail+dont fail study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont) study=fail
Dont study pls frwd tiz to 10 peoples u will surely pass all papers.. if u avoid tiz u will fail in all papers.. so pls dont avoid tiz and dont study…
Modern newtons 4th law: for every twist in question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist in the answer given by the students.
Greatest insult of boys in zoology lab. a student complaind: ?sir, mera mendak pregnant hai? sir replied angrily: ?salo, tumpe to vishwas karke ek mendak bhi nahi de sakte?
Saal bhar padhai hm kiya nhi krte lekin cheating kr k paper hm likha nhi krte ae university walopass krna h to kro fokat me hm zyada likha nhi krte
The most touching lines about school and college life . . . . . , . . . . , . . we came with a fear of not knowing anybody.......... . . . . but we will go with tears after knowing everybody.
Logic- teacher to jaat student:a=b,b=c, so c=a now tell me n example jst lyk dat jaat student:i love u,u love ur daughter dan i love ur daughter........
Ajj fir school jaane ko dil karta hai….. subah-subah jaldi uth nahane ko dil karta hai, school dress pehan kr tie lagane ko dil karta hai, ajj firr…..line me lagkar prayer karne ko dil karta hai, ek dusre ko dhakka de aage badhne ko dil karta hai, ajj firr class ke khali period me chalk marne ko dil karta hai, lunch time me ek dusre ka tiffin khane ko dil karta hai, aaj firr…..class me mam ke questions puchne par chupchap khade honne ko dil karta hai, home work na karne aur dher sarre bahane banane ko dil karta hai, ajj firr…..socialscience ke period me sone ka dil karta hai, kissi ko dekh muskurane ka dil karta hai, saara din masti karne ka dil karta hai, chutti ke intezar me bell bajne ka dil karta hai, ajj firr…..un dosto ke saath baate karne aur ladne jhagdne ka dil karta hai, sab kuchh bhul jaankar mast hone ka dil karta hai, aaj fir school jaane ko dil karta hai.
Exam me sir ne copy karne diya.. . . aur . . kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki maine copy karne diya tha.. . . . . . . naughty student:- naa ji hum kahenge, . sir bahut stirct the, harami the, kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,..