School me ladko aur ladkiyo ki race hui. 1 ladki ladko se jeet gai. techr : tum jeeti kaise.? ladki : pichhe se frock utha k bhagi thi, koi aage hi nahi gaya.?
Teacher ne 1 bahce ki mom ko likha: bache ko nehla kar bheja karain . . . . . . mom ne note pharne k bad leka: bache ko parhaya karain soongha na karain
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word `beans`. `my father grows beans,` said one student. `my father cooks beans,` said another. pappu: we are all human beans.
Misery of a teacher: i don`t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but i get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it`s working.
Teacher: what r the people of turkey called? pappu: i don`t know. teacher: they r called turks. now what r the people of germany called? pappu: they r called germs.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question can go home. pappu throws bag out of the window. teacher: who threw that? pappu: me, i`m going home.
01. school-----------------yaadein 02. principal --------------- jaani dushman 03. classes -------------- kabhi kabhi 04. canteen-------------- kabhi alvida na kehna 05. course --------------- godzilla 06. exams ---------------- kalyug 07. examination hall---- chamber of secret 08. exam-time ----------- qayamat se qayamt tak 09. question paper ----- paheli 10. answer paper ------- kora kagaz 11. cheating ------------- aksar/chupke chupke 12. paper out ------------ plan 13. examiner ------------- the killer 14. last exam ------------ independence day 15. paper correction ---- andha kanoon 16. marks ----------------- assambhav 17. result ----------------- murder 18. pass ------------------- ajjoba/ chamatkar 19. fail --------------------- devdas 20. supplementary ------ aakhri raasta 21. vacation -------------- waah life hoto aisi
Teacher: why does 'the great wall of china' features in the '7 wonders of the world'? pappu: because it is the first and only chinese product which lasted for so long.
During an english lesson, the teacher notices that pappu was not paying attention to him. teacher: pappu, join these two sentences together. i was cycling to school. i saw a dead body. . .. ... pappu(after thinking for a while): i saw a dead body cycling to school.
Teacher: what's the difference between talent and intelligence? pappu: walking on a tight rope above niagara falls is talent... not trying any such thing is intelligence.
Pappu: teacher, can i go to the bathroom? lady teacher: pappu, may i go to the bathroom? pappu: wow, come let's go.