Question: what is the value of 2×2? 6th std: 4, without delay. 12th std: 4, i think. ug: uses calculator and tells that it may be 4. pg: writes a c program and tells it may be around 4. phd. student: spends 6 months on this and finds a new programming language that fits for solving those problems then tells that the program says 4, but i doubt i have debugged all the errors. moral: we are born genius. education ruins us….
Boy:my fathers name is laughing and my my mother's name is smiling. teacher:you must be kidding? boy:no,thats my brother. i'm joking...
Teacher: why are u talking during my discussion? student: then, why are teaching during my conversation?
Teacher: imagine u r a millionaire write your life history (1 boy didn't write) teacher: why r u not writing? boy: i'm waiting for my secretary!
I am an engineer !!! i can write 70 words per minute but can't read my own hand writing… !! i spend more time with my teachers than with my family… !! i know the euler’s theorem but not my shirt size… !! i have no life and can prove it mathematically… - !! i can translate english into binary…but a 40 out of 100 is heaven for me…!! my xerox bills are higher than my mobile bill…!! yes…i am an engineer….!! 4 years, 40+ subjects, 400+ practicals, 4000+ assignments, 40000+ hours ! a normal human being cannot do it. m/ proud to b an engineer.
V pronounce.. 22 as twenty two 33 as thirty three 44 as forty four 55 as fifty five y not 11 as onety one.? by ukg last bench association
Teacher: complete the sentence.. . . . . "early to bed and early to rise.." . . . . . . student: "this man has no interest in his wife.." son
Maha khatarnak student teacher: what is a verb? student: a verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. teacher: what are you saying?. student: it is a complete sentence. teacher: are you mad?. student: it is a question. teacher: don't be silly. student: it is an advice. teacher: stop that nonsense. student: it is a command. teacher: you are an idiot. student: it is an insult!. teacher: get out of my class. student: it is an order! teacher: oh my god! what a shame! student: it is an exclamation. teacher: may god have mercy on you. student: it is a prayer sir!
Teacher : agar tumhara dost or girlfriend kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge ? . . . . student : marne do dono ko..! teacher : kyu.? . . . . . . . student : saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rahe the.........
Exams ke time raat bhar padhte hai saare students bankar ullu.. . . exams ke time raat bhar padhte hai saare students bankar ullu.. . . phir bhi results mein milta hai sirf . . baba ji ka thullu
Teacher: ?bacho batao, jaan kahan se nikalti hai?? one student stands: ?sir, khidki se.? teacher shock: ?khidki se, wo kaise?? student: ?kal jab me aapke ghar tution k liye jaldi aa gaya tha to aapki bivi ek tapori aadmi se kah rahi thi jaan tum khidki se nikal jao.? teacher shock, student rock
Professor in hindi class "gaali" ki paribhasha batao." student: "atyadhik krodh aane par shaaririk roop se hinsaa na karte huye, 'moukhik roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak' kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye 'shabdon-ka samooh' jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum "gaali" kehte hai..!! professor: aapke charan kahan hain prabhu...